Success Limerick Poems

The primeval feelings they court
Are thrills from kills as a cohort
The owners are betting
That this bloodletting
Attracts all to football as sport


Author's note: A celebrity commenter...

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Oh, have I ever got great news, Sonny!
  What is it, my dearest darling honey?
     You won at Power-ball
 ...

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there once was a sly swimmer bloke
whose manners were sure to provoke
	his form was unique
	a brand new technique
he mastered the women’s breaststroke...

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DECEMBER  MEMENTO 


        My first rank showed to Dad while in standard Nine.
    ...

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His name is Mr. Al Moose
                   ...

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Their igloos were short on insulation
  Causing the Inuit consternation ~ 
    Since the tops were all bare
   ...

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An aspiring actor named Max Finkel
  Felt that his star would soon shine and twinkle ~
    He just needed one small...

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To become an equestrian first-class
  Jerry had to learn to ride on the grass
    He took off the saddle
  ...

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My faith will not be broken 
My fate will not be erased
My dignity will not be loosen
My face will not be faded because 
You will...

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Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today

It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed...

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Think I'll get back to sketching famous people
When they autograph my drawings it's a really big deal
My success rate's way up there
Much more than my...

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I've turned over a new leaf, going green
It's green or it's bust, nothing in between --
   Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson
   Ulysses Grant...

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Long John Silver, a hurdler, goes for the gold
Tall and long-legged, he sure fits the mold
   Long John clears every bar
  ...

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A policeman named Abele Bibka
Never ran marathons in Korea
   Won Olympics in Rome
   Took a gold medal home
His country then named,...

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Two men were thrown into separate pits
But one was wise enough to use his wits
He built stairs to climb free
And then decreed with glee,
"A winner...

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