Son Limerick Poems
These Son Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Son. These are the best examples of Limerick Son poems written by international poets.
At The Country Club Today Dine And DashAt the country club a sight for sore eyes
Brunch with the bunch and giraffic surprise
Two tall orders, son of a gun
It surely beat the hole-in-one!
Anticipating...
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Categories:
golf, humorous,
Dine and DashHumankind, son, is phobic and uptight,
Afraid of grandeur, excellence and height;
Too long, too thin
Just don’t fit in -
While dining in, still...
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Categories:
animal,
My Best Friend Canine ValentineMy Best Friend Canine Valentine
We love our Newfoundlander Mo to pieces
Slobbery greetings drench my wife, son and nieces
A hound sweet and chivalrous
A French kiss he’ll...
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Categories:
dog, humor, valentines day,
The Star of Christmas
God not only made all creations swell
He gifted us His only Son as well
So that man on earth
Could enjoy rebirth
And in Heaven eventually dwell....
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Categories:
birth, blessing, christmas,
A Thanksgiving On Wheels
When my chef son came home from the navy
He wanted to make Thanksgiving gravy
And would like to process
A live Turkey they’d bless
And then sought out...
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Categories:
food, humorous, thanksgiving,
THANKSGIVING LESSON
Gratitude lesson reigns indeed
learned by my child with special need
teaching me to show
“thank you” with a glow
when I don’t smile at his good deed.
Thanksgiving* bliss...
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Categories:
appreciation, blessing, christian, god,
The Last Organ GrinderThe last organ grinder (I’ve been told)
hailed from Boston and died very old.
When his barrel organ
got played by his son,
in his grave the dead Fred...
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Categories:
humorous,
Without Doubt“without doubt”
you say there’s no rhyme for orange
when ten, my son said, “Door hinge.”
proving wrong what is rote
smiting writing that’s wrote
but what was better was...
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Categories:
color,
First BiteAn English au pair with a love for fruit
Worked for a family with loads of loot
When she bit into a pear
Their son bit into au...
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Categories:
family, fruit, goodbye, kid,
You'Re In Trouble - Bawdy WarningMy neighbour, Mellifluous Myrtle
Her urine she’d stir with a spurtle
She’d give me a wink
Then down it as drink
She’s loopier than the mock turtle!
One Sunday we’d...
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Categories:
drink, humorous,
Mike Johnson Is Peachy KeenWill the house our cadaver impeach?
Mike's abused his freedom of speech
With head in the sand
Johnson takes command
Like a selfish son of a beach...
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Categories:
dad, evil, irony, perspective,
I WonderWho becomes what there is no guarantee…
With this point of view who will not agree?
The son of a blatant thief…
Can become a police chief.
I wonder...
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Categories:
4th grade, tree,
Equal Opportunity InsultWho only considers self first
With an ego never reversed
A will to exploit
With skill so adroit
Is a thing that Trump has rehearsed
The U.S. cadaver-in-chief
Has a...
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Categories:
america, corruption, political, prison,
My Son, the Drag QueenMy darling son's gonna be a drag queen
It's the easiest job he's ever seen
He'll work local libraries
...
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Categories:
career, education, work,
A Limerick of LamentationThis is a fictional conversation between a fictional young Nazi and a fictional young Jew (I made them up entirely, they are not characters from...
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Categories:
emotions, friend, holocaust, horror,