Science Limerick Poems

A scientist said to his mate
“We came from the line of primate!”
Said one of the men,
While waving his pen,
“Refer to yourself, not us, mate.”

An ape...

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So the first law of thermodynamics
Put simply is that if it tocks it ticks
Energy gets swapped
It never gets cropped
I think my first law of science...

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It attacks our species and genus
Detect trumposaurus meanus
By its orange mane
Its mycelium brain
And its shiitake-stemmed pen!s

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Two groundhogs, the focus of news,
Saw no shadows, according to crews
Who were filming to learn
What they’d hoped to discern
About how long we’d pay winter’s dues.

Lack...

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  Mathematics is sure not my forte
  Nor are chemistry or physics ok
    I'd really like to roam free
 ...

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Have you heard all the science chatter
That the future is not made of matter
I don’t mean to detract
But as a matter of fact
That all they...

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There once were a couple of worms 
Who perished; their very last squirms 
Such a long time ago -
46,000 years, so you’ll know -
Which a...

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A software programmer named Arty Fishal
Tried to design something beneficial
But his programming
Was rather damming
Not unlike intelligence, artificial

As they push their wannabe pie in the sky
In...

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Sam and Twitch, two partner cops 
bust the bad guys in the chops 
	they found corruption
	and much disruption
in the NYPD shops

Sam was big, and loud,...

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lola smalanna was fine

until she turned about nine

when momma brought home

an eclectic tome

and the stars did misalign.
...

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*** Dare I Rocket Out of My Quiet? ***


MY man never gets tired of learning, 
For TV’s science shows he keeps yearning.
Quite bored, if I’d...

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We witness them walk down the aisle with dread
But we've already prepared their wedding bed
We smile, laugh and pretend
Like it isn't the end
As science and...

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Joe thinks the sun's causing global warming
  He'll block the sun's rays from ever forming
    An idea so nifty
  ...

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There was a creative genius named Mork
  Crazy Orkan crossed a spoon with a fork
    He gazed at his invention
 ...

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Like many others I love this myth,
celebrate once (or twice for the Sith);
Geeks know 'Han Shot First' is truth;
May the fourth be with you 
if...

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