Mom Limerick Poems

 

Mom and I liked to go on country drives,
she drove fast and I feared for our lives;
we got lost most of the time,
in lush...

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HANNAH

A palindromatic young "Hannah"
Bought a curry for just one "anna".
She consumed it a"noon"
And turned "redder" quite soon
So her "mom" and "dad" had to fan her
...

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He wanted to drive a racecar-
a deed that would make him a star.
His friends would say wow-
and Mom, praise avow
for scoring top level- bizarre!

Now flashing...

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If you ever had to go there
It would give your mom such a scare
If when they cut off your clothes
From your head down to your...

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This morning tried calling mom to collude
Dad explained awkwardly pet care ensued
Later thought the answer quite abnormal
Having no pets the excuse seemed immoral
Given Dad said...

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That big red rooster friendly was not
Each morning he chased me across the lot
Today there was three
Mom rooster and me
running with broom mom gave him...

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Turkey ready for roasting
Our mom ready for boasting
A power surge came
The oven in flame
No Thanksgiving for toasting...

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There once was a maid who could not cook
She didn't enjoy reading a book
Her mom tried to teach her chores
With those she only became bored
Gritty...

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Mama’s Thanksgiving plans went awry.
Football lovers might understand why.
Mama called for the blessing.
Everyone was obsessing 
over touchdowns. Mom uttered a sigh.

“Keep the food warm till...

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Where’er you may be let be, said Loulie
Who cannot control her flatulency
Wherever she roams 
She plays her air drone
Allowing foul odours to flow freely.

Loulie’s mother...

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Copper, tin, silver, porcelain and gold
   Dental filling materials all sold
     Beware of bargains
     From...

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Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps...

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A cat and a dog, marinated delight,
In a frying pan, they engaged in a fight,
Their sizzles did soar,
Mom kicked the pan, what a roar!
Dinner was...

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The inquisitive girl said to her mom, Janet
‘The earth is hollow and not made of granite
Because I see herds	
Of hopping mad birds
Pecking at the ground...

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my brother was such a louse

the tricks he played with a mouse

moms dish collection

with cat connection

got him thrown out of the house.
...

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