Irony Limerick Poems

They are caught in the web of enthusiasm
Radical thoughts locking their minds in spasm
Unsure of their locus
Eyes blinking to focus
Following leaders into the chasm
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A fella’s promoted at work
His office sign makes people smirk
It reads W. Anchor -
Head overseas banker
His shortened name drives him berserk

Work colleagues all know him...

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2025’s manuscript
Tips off the rip-offs as we’re gypped!
When oligarchs die
They'll not greed deny
But flip us the bird from their crypt...

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What sold was for millions as art so grand,
Was bought for a few cents at a fruit stand--
A fancy mall nor mart,
Nor place of art...

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Trump poses as a staunch smarty
Disciple of Moriarty
With raunch he'll enthrall
And soon abuse all
Launching his psychopath party...

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A t-shirt you'd buy at the mall
An acrostic on it would scrawl
With re-cycle first
Re-use was then versed
Two lines more caused a small recall...

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GO, NO—STAY

Deport those filthy illegals, go call the cops!
But not the brown losers who are picking our crops
We won’t tell them to go
Who else would...

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With schools and work overly woke
What stops some from having a stroke?
In these "correct" times
Some limerick rhymes
Can cool the mad fools with a joke

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My sister got married in white
Gran commented, “That isn’t right -
You are no virgin bride
That’s YOUR son by your side
You should have kept your legs...

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My Mom laid the rule- no sex till you wed.

A strange paradox was unveiled instead:

old print of her as a bride-

and there is me by...

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They say they’re on board, there’s no fuss
They just let the old man loudly cuss
Think no one will notice
It’s only the POTUS
Thrown under a big...

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   Educated in Marxist-Lenin ways
   American Progressives blindly say
      Sinwar is a peacemaker 
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When 1953 began
Iran’s oil annexation plan
Meant seizing our stuff
But the CIA’s tough
And installed the Shah as he-man
 
Since Iran’s parliament was dead
And Muslims brutally bled
The people...

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Hamas killers would the wall scale 
An Israel intelligence fail 
But revengeful war
To settle that score
Is rampage that veils this detail

Dropping bombs with impunity
Kills all...

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An HP Production

[Quiet on the set--roll'em]

KEY: Cast: P)Pip, B)Bob, R)Reinier, A/M)Anna/Madam

P)Evil, not rats, live on, start squeaking,
B)Noose fill lips, spill life soon, start swinging,
R)Sorry, something...

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