Insect Limerick Poems

In bed Don loves wearing his gold
Where billionaire's come to the fold  
They need not hold loins
But just buy Trump coins
While we work till...

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A dragonfly, zipping so fast,
Tried to land on a toupee that passed.
It mistook it for hair,
Then got quite a scare,
When the toupee blew off in...

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Marching Caterpillar

So the caterpillar has many feet;
Yet He’s not in the army, nor eats meat;
He has rhythm dances a funky beat git down;
Addiction now doesn’t...

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    My pet horsefly is so darn finicky
    Dings every male in the vicinity  
   ...

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Nasty flies are sickening as hell
So, I brought some stuff to repel
They dropped to the floor
And was swept out the door
But I couldn’t get rid...

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a farmer under a tree

remarked when stung by a bee

seems each september

rain or fair weather

we seldom seem to agree.
...

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Ted is a novice when skating on ice
Kept slipping and falling twenty times twice
Body shattered and battered
And his teeth were all scattered	
Prayed the tooth fairy...

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A fat man while clambering up a tree
To pluck pears was stung by a swarm of bee
Alas! With a heavy thud, 
He landed in the...

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Josh once had a small tick on his rear
And yelled at it to get out of here
So the pesky runt
Crawled around front
And took a long...

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My favorite ex-President-in-Law
  Huge wad of tobacco set in his jaw
    He'd spit some out on the rug
   ...

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I long for the end of perverse MAGA malice
Led by the immoral, they are cold and callous
They have caused such disdain
Since Trump's menacing reign
While he...

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There once was a hornet who tried
To build a strange straw nest inside
As soon as grass was cut
He'd bring to his little hut
To spruce up,...

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A Black Cat

                     A Black...

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charles james collects red ants

despite neighbors angry rants

it is time you quit

even as you sit

hundreds gather in your pants.
...

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Lunch as an insect in the fog
Flying in a swamp by a log
For a starving toad
Though surely he's slowed
To a speedy tongue of a frog...

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