Identity Limerick Poems

A K9, with nose to the ground,
Found a bone, where no bone should be found.
"This mission's a bust!"
He thought, filled with disgust,
"My treat's in that...

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Body being the sole focus,
Every next person’s Narcissus, 
Every town a Pompeii,
Me, mine everyone’s joy,
And self, not the soul, joy’s locus.
_____________________ 
Happenings |49.02.2019| self

Poet’s note:...

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Secret agent on my mission...
Objectives, derived from fission.
Some are based upon directive...
Others differ in perspective.
Their achievement brings fruition.

My job takes me many places
And I see...

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I don’t identify as fat
But I can see my rear is that
Why be a fool
To thine own self be true
Loving me in distracting new hat
...

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So Eric the Viking was not to my liking
I met him one morning when I was out hiking
It’s worthy of note
He owned not one boat
And...

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“Don't bray at me, you stupid donkey.
In my eyes, you're a foolish monkey”
“Don't brag like a despot, 
on wearing a striped coat. 
I know, you...

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colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing...

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Traveling the mountains of Disneyland
        Much higher than those found in Ireland
      ...

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Millennials posting public outcry -
Identity crisis peaked all time high!
Once selfie is in place, 
Then photoshop the face - 
It's now iCloud clear: Me, Myself...

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Once common sense was our pride and our joy
  Why did we set out to have it destroyed
    Over bathrooms we...

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This is a fictional conversation between a fictional young Nazi and a fictional young Jew (I made them up entirely, they are not characters from...

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The poor animal's all gender-confused
  Its friends say it is not at all amused
    Should it go meh-meh
   ...

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Santos fooled the folks as he spoke
George thinks mashing facts is a joke
This N.Y. House dope
Needs his mouth rinsed with soap
His diaper-rash words make me...

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Our special children have learned so well
Actor Santa knows truth he must tell
"Gifts*are grants with love
By the Lord above"
Since from church roof, not North Pole,...

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Identical twins, they have a crisis
Look-alikes, neither is known for niceness,
Terry writes his poems
While his brother ho-hums,
And neither one has joined up with Isis. 

An...

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