God Limerick Poems

Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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 We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
Quote by: Lee lacocca

The air that we breathe must be clean
Too...

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Truth Limerick
Miracle Man
4/30/2024

I’ve searched for truth and continue to try,
Sometimes a half truth causes me to sigh.
Making up a false story,
will bring you no glory,
Because...

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Each Day Is A Test
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

Each time I view the morning sun rising,
I ready myself for an unknown surprising,
sometimes its a test,
That requires my best.
At...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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Noah loaded great beasts on an ark
and cleaned messes from morning til dark

But a man's gotta eat,
so he feasted on meat

an at least he had...

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They're pagans on ice with wood sticks
And maximum pain each inflicts
But Saint Patrick knows
God prefers trios
Like three-leaf shamrocks and hat tricks...

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The anti-Darwinian portal
Pass through and your soul's immortal
This fills church coffers
Without refund offers
And that's why priests seem to chortle...

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My heart tells that I love you, dear
but my brain yells that I should fear
     your valentine quest
   ...

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I love you and I mean it very well
Though my tongue can't vocally tell and yell
By God's grace*, you believe best
My blest heart of caring...

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Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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God not only made all creations swell
He gifted us His only Son as well
So that man on earth
Could enjoy rebirth 
And in Heaven eventually dwell....

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Stirring my hot or cold tea, 
with fresh honey from a bee. 
I must not get stung, 
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....

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Now Santa is getting eccentric 
His sleigh is now fully electric
He made Rudolph retire
Pressed the red button - ‘Fire’
His world then went totally hectic

He searched...

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