Contest: Funny Santa Claus Poem Sponsor: Joseph May
13 December 2023
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Now Santa is getting eccentric His sleigh is now fully electric He made Rudolph retire Pressed the red button - ‘Fire’ His world then went totally hectic He searched for a roof with snow clearing And found a good landing site nearing First attempt was a mess He had no GPS And no reindeer doing the steering There was no choice; he had to go back But he felt he was getting the knack He then, feeling bolder Looked over his shoulder And demolished the next chimney stack Rudolph, eating sprouts and not grass Had seen these events come to pass He helped Santa out But ate one more sprout And then put a flame to his ass “By God, that’s one hasty arrival, Could you please ensure my survival?” And Rudolph said, “Sire I shall stoke my fire, But promise our team a revival.” So up in the sky, roof to roof Relying on sleigh-ski and hoof Santa got his job done With a smidgen of fun And sometimes a butt going ‘poof!’
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