Fishing Limerick Poems
These Fishing Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Fishing. These are the best examples of Limerick Fishing poems written by international poets.
Fished Out
There once was a guy with a trick:
the Florida Man limerick.
But when he got rowing,
the verses stopped flowing
or maybe ‘cuz his wife was sick.
It’s nothing
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fishing,
Glenn Hughes Limerick
He is known by all as the Voice of Rock
With do respect no one will really mock
He sings in the air
As he does so care
Fun
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Categories:
appreciation,
Dylan Thomas
In Dylan Thomas's word play is read,
That hunched houses, blind as moles, are spread,
Like covers, feather-downed,
To hush and muffle any sound,
The moon dares make, sneaking
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humorous, poetry, poets,
ETIQUETTE
Established in our acts of greeting.
Found and sounded in a meeting.
Manners present, kindness sown.
Etiquette of which is shown
Throughout a standing or seating.
Extending common courtesy
Is most
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appreciation, senses,
Untitled
there was an old flounder named May
who lived in the Chesapeake Bay
each day was a test
and he considered himself blessed
if he survived being made catch
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Categories:
fish, fishing, funny,
Piano-No-No
In theory I thought you would like to know
That I didn’t practice the piano
I’m a noted rebel
Who is now in treble
For showing my staff to
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fun, music,
Words From Home
colloquialism to say is quite the trick
tells where your from by words that you pick
with diplomas on the wall
my friends I appall
when I go fishing
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culture, humorous, language,
Tails Up
Commercial season in its full swing
boats afloat dot foggy harbor scene
we're off like a prom dress
let's catch a mega-mess
barbs a'flyin', some even obscene
Wish 'em up!
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environment, fish, fun, games,
Untitled
there was a young trout named Dan
who loved to steel bait from the line
one day it was said
a fly hit his head
and Dan became fillets
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fish, fishing, fun,
Candy Love - Nursery Rhyme
Once there was a boy named Louie
Who loved candy, soft and chewy,
He swallowed one whole,
And it took a pole
To rescue the candy gooey;
Once
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boy, candy, children, fun,
Fun Fishing
Rex and Rita went to catch fish,
Carrying with them safe steel dish;
Though did not know the art,
Both fancied playing smart,
Could not, yet, fulfill their core
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nursery rhyme,
Where 2 Now
After a bout of French kissing
Soup Creek's Mayor has gone missing
But a whippoorwill
Reports from Boot Hill
The Marmite Man has gone fishing
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Categories:
humor,
Jolly Holly, the Fisher Lady
* * * NOT HEADED FOR A CONTEST * * *
Jolly Holly wanted nothing more than to fish
In her entire life, she had made only
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fishing,
gone fishing
shiftless louies constant wish
for a new satellite dish
made his wife stammer
in her best grammar
come home once you caught a fish.
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anxiety, cheer up, fishing,
Second Outing
When Jesus burst on the fish scene,
Peter saw his net skills were quite keen.
"I don’t mean to be kvetching,
but as long as you’re catching,
can you
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Categories:
fishing, humorous,