Eulogy Limerick Poems

Whoa! toxic compounds really flow
Who knew this Earth was not a ho?
When with her we toyed
Her life got destroyed
And oh no! we’ll reap what we...

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We've known her since her day of birth
For HRH was down to earth
She heard us all
Until, "Last Call!"
The British got their money's worth!...

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PETER HAPPY
               Peter happy
       ...

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The loss: A slap to his face
He’s now been put in his place
   A pandemic let loose
   Cooked his own goose
To...

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Beneath this stone lies Uncle Fred
Whose snoring woke up all the dead
Some ghosts arose
To pinch his nose
According to what Auntie said...

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A turkey named Betty who knew better,
Slipped and let a well known butcher get her
Her last day of living,
To be on Thanksgiving
But she was loved...

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Whenever a flag flies half-mast 
It means that the die has been cast
Be that as it may
We all hope and pray
Our sentiments won't be surpassed...

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Prayers are asked for the Reverend Hugh
Whose most private parts just grew and grew
When he saw Fannie
It seems that Grannie
Bit off a bit more than...

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There once was a pirate from Antilles
That chased all the young beautiful fillies
To all a deception vow 
Carving of them on ships bow 
Lies brought...

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John Doe was a prince of a guy
Who forgot to zip up his fly
So out in the snow
John started to grow
When a snow-blower passed him...

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Here lies (but I must tell the truth)
A Stag Party Dancer named Ruth
A natural wonder
Who caused priests to blunder
Inside the confessional booth...

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Here lies Father John with his mum
Who told everyone John was dumb
Her final scoff,
"What a RIP-off!
You must be as dumb as they come!"

Well, lightening soon...

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Effigy is a crude figure representing a hated person

Trump has been called an example of bigamy,
Which is why we want to hang him in effigy;
Terrible...

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Barbara Bush Eulogy

Barbara Bush So Sweet

Barbara Bush wanted people to meet;
To them, she was kind  and so sweet;
Holding  our hand;
Always understand;
Is now in...

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Politicians laud praise and beam
About our heroes’ gift extreme
Oh-so-young they died!! 
But the dream they’ve denied
Is no more war as this day's theme  ...

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