Art Limerick Poems
These Art Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Art. These are the best examples of Limerick Art poems written by international poets.
Loyalty, Thou art a Frog
A loyal being is my pet frog
More reliable than any dog
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animal, home, trust,
Igor needs a bigger lab XV
See the novel anti-Trump signs
Protestor created designs
Don can't compromise
And blurs truth with lies
But we author all the best lines
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art, history, horror, humanity,
Peacock
Flashing feathers encased in tinged long train,
shining stretched fan shakes excited in rain.
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beautiful, bird,
No Blimp Equals Pickle In Pub
Golly, what a Pickle you’re In -- Bub,
How is it That you’re stuck in a Pub?
Gullible -- You look, Pimp
for why not hop, on Blimps?
and
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art, poetry,
Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I
"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two
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crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
Limericks and other funny tricks III
My wife's housekeeping skills are lackluster.
For getting things done, I just can't trust her.
And her oven runs too hot,
and the sole besom she's got
flies only
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dad, daughter, humor, love,
The Art of Preparing a Roast
The art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
Balmore Eruv Verve!
Balmore Eruv Verve!
Once there was a Rabbi Yonah,
Whose Shabbos Eruv made you wonder,
Does Yonah’s art belong in the Louvre?
Does our gratitude behoove yah?
This Detroit Tiger
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appreciation, birthday, friend, jewish,
Dumpster Fire
Once you were object of my desire
Kisses that lifted me higher and higher
Your mask came off
Fantasy was then lost
This love story is a
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allusion, art, fire, poetry,
Strawberry Snails Forever
Strawberry Snails Forever
There once was a strawberry pink snail.
She was sweet from her nose to her tail.
She crossed over the moss.
Never stopping or cross.
Eating bits
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animal, art, fun, light,
Banana once again
What sold was for millions as art so grand,
Was bought for a few cents at a fruit stand--
A fancy mall nor mart,
Nor place of art
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art, humor, irony,
The ugly belly of robber barons
To make money do what you may
And let no rules come in your way,
Capitalism blares
As laissez-faire declares
Wild ways to thievery,
Packaged nigh cleverly
For robber barons of
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business, mirror, money,
Art going bananas
Art’s going bananas well nigh--
Apple still of many an eye
And an object of art
Winning no mean a heart,
Why a banana taped for millions vie--
A fruit
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art, humor,
When poets shall be in soup
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AI Da, the world’s first ultra realistic robot artist recently painted a 7.5 foot portrait of the English mathematician, Alan Turing, which sold for $
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art, humor, poetry,
Melanie
There is a woman named Melany
Who committed a crime a felony
Despite her deep shame
She rose to unique fame
Bought her nude pics new hair and teeth
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art, poetry,