Art Limerick Poems

Miro impulsively hurled his paint
making spots&splatters quite quaint
Action painting upon the dark blue
in metaphor&symbols so new
Enough to make the viewer faint...

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When the enterprise gets exposed
A brothel finds out it's opposed
The sign in the front
Men meet with a grunt
Says beat it we recently closed...

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To west lie when things I can't resist, 
Ye persuade me to look to the east,
Then haply let me feast
On what I should the least,
O...

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There once was a chef very snobby 
Who made sushi at home as a hobby
Horseradish was great
But did not please his date 
So with sharkskin...

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In love's theater, you're my lead,
A valentine's limerick, passion's deed.
Eyes sparkling like stars,
In your orbit, no bars,
Our story, the sweetest of love's creed....

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            James Dean Bob Marley,  
       a...

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Poetry to me is my legacy 
Poems I write to live on endlessly 
So like it or lump it
I’ll blow my own trumpet 
And leave...

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I want to fly
To the high hill of a mile
Where even the sun can't find me,
The moon can't hide in 
Somewhere very close to the...

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Never professed to be a great poet
Just a dabbler in the art but my big feet show it
Longfellows they are
Bigger by far
To operate them in...

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There was a young man Arcimboldo
who these days all too few do know
Some thought he traded fruit & veg
but he merely  illustrated them instead
as...

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"If having a sense of humor is considered crazy, 
tell me I'm zany before you walk out my door."      ...

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BOW BELLE

A young artist’s model from Bow
Would pose with her bosom on show
But was suitable chaste
In the name of good taste
And covered the bits down...

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A poem read, right time nor place,  
Be like ho-hum, phantom sans face,           ...

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Once upon a time there was a big fart 
Who wanted to show that he was so smart 
But people just would not bite 
Even...

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Fond of spicy food this smart man called Bart
Alone he loves to hear his tuneful fart
But on romantic hot date
Foist is his sole option straight
For...

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