Marriage Light Verse Poems

A seahorse named Irv finally got up the nerve
To ask a starfish named Larry to marry him.
Said Larry, "Sure, swell, and it's high time as...

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“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses”
if a couple is next to a screen
and there is no screaming from me
except in excitement at my...

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While love blinds,
friendship opens your eyes!

only friendship
makes unequal
equals...

If love is fickle
and may leave,
friendship is more durable
and can stay!

there was never friendship
in friendships that
  start...

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A sentimental deal
Covenant signed in God
Symbology of belonging...

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One speaks, the other complements
One plans, the other executes.
both just accept each other
no paperwork required...

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Tuna fish
  is quite the dish
   the first nine months of marriage

  After that, it's baby food
  but do not...

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The happily ever after...

He searched the kingdom for a fortnight 'til all saddle sore and weary,
With his eyes bloodshot and bleary,
The prince arrived at the...

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Marriage is a lot like simple math:
it starts with two, then multiplies;
if you calculate adding a divorce
you’ll need to subtract or divide, of course.
The end...

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My husband calls me an old goat –
it’s what I’d expect from a dumb ass....

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The verse says at age 120 'Moses went'
    but didn't mention where he was going

  Some say to Heaven he was...

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Round 1
An effeminate young husband named Ben Dawes
Sought a sex change in spite of his in-laws.
He made the decision,
And got the incision,
And he now has...

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She said she’d rather he would stay around,
There’re always those chores she can’t do.
He’s thinks that’s all she wants him for,
While she thinks he enjoys...

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I cut my hair and dyed it this morning.
On the way out of the bathroom I snipped another piece off.
My eagle-eyed-first-and-last-husband said “Don’t tell me...

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He once was a she
  Though now she’s a he
If he marries me or my brother
  ~ Hee-hee we will be...

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She named her husband Ruth. He thought it was funny at first.
Her second husband was nicknamed Thomasina.
He left before the marriage was consummated.
You have to...

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