Do Not Tell Me

I cut my hair and dyed it this morning.
On the way out of the bathroom I snipped another piece off.
My eagle-eyed-first-and-last-husband said “Don’t tell me you cut your hair with my kitchen shears.”
So I didn’t.
I just put them into the knife block.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Hankins Avatar
June 3, 2022 at 10:03 AM
OMG, this is hilarious! Did you not wash them first? I'll bet not.
Krutsinger Avatar
June 3, 2022 at 11:16 PM
I sure did not. Washing is his job.
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