Critterature: A Fine Bromance

A seahorse named Irv finally got up the nerve
To ask a starfish named Larry to marry him.
Said Larry, "Sure, swell, and it's high time as well,
Now it's legal in this aquarium.*
But, oh, what I would give if we could live
Off an island somewhere in Fairyland.
But for you, my love, I'd gladly move
To Maine, Vermont, or Maryland.**
And while we're on the subject, dear,
I guess I'd better warn ya
That even though it's okay now,
I'll take a pass on California."


Author's notes:
*Re Supreme Court ruling of June 26, 2015, making same-sex marriage legal nationwide.
**According to my archives, when I first wrote this piece, in 2013, these states were the three main ones who recognized gay marriage. But, even though there has been much progress, I think this same-sex marriage business is far from over, and after the smoke and dust finally clear…if they ever do…these original three again may well be the only sanctuaries. And who wants to live in California, anyway?
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Challender Avatar
April 12, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Very clever Jim. Hard to understand why the right to same sex marriage isn't a done deal everywhere.
Slaughter Avatar
April 12, 2024 at 10:22 AM
Thank you, Martin. It probably would help to improve the divorce rate, at least.
Bauer Avatar
April 11, 2024 at 1:10 PM
jim - i am crazy about the rhyme in this poem! so clever! ("marry him" and "aquarium" - doesn't get better than than!) i didn't even remember that those states were the only ones to recognize same-sex marriage. i'll never understand why people should care about what other people do for happiness or to improve their lives, as long as nobody gets hurt in the process.
Slaughter Avatar
April 11, 2024 at 1:32 PM
I echo your sentiments, Ilene...thank you.
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