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Funny Life Poems

These Funny Life poems are examples of Life poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Life Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberA FUNNY EPITAPH by Line Gauthier


Let’s party to honor Michelle
Loved to make our life living hell
It’s sure nice to bid her farewell
No doubt she can handle the smell



Submitted on September...

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Categories: life, appreciation, death, farewell, happy,

Premium MemberLife is Sow State unFair by Freddie Robinson Jr.

So yo’ farm masters
got yo’ phat attractive features
listed on public notice,
at da commodity trading display — touting you as
one fine looking hoofed creature

State Fairs have...

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Categories: life, animal, funny, humorous, satire,



Made Me Laugh by Bette Bavington
This guy declared I will knock
At your door even if I become a laughingstock.
I am thankful you live on the first floor
I don't want to...

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Categories: life, cute, funny, girlfriend, hilarious,

Where You Are by argho chakraborty
Where You Are!!

You think you know where you are,
Trust me when I say you don’t.!!
You work to earn, but not sure where that goes..
On the...

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Categories: fun, funny, life,

Premium Member'Present' by Brian Johnston
"Present!"

It's a lackluster answer (1) to simple life question,
"Hi! How is it going Mom? You feel OK?"
She was lonely for sure, saw no chance of...

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Categories: journey, life, mentor, mother,

Premium MemberTHIS IS WHO I AM by Laura Loo
I’m quirky and smirky yet tender with affection,
dorky at times, a little flirty with my hubby.
I love the feeling of a real genuine connection,
an get...

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Categories: introspection, life, me,

Premium MemberReasons Not To Kill Ourselves by Gerald Dillenbeck
Mother Trees
will subdue deforesting Earth.

International Green Parties
will conjoin Democratic Organisms,
not so much Machines,
to re-invite WinWin ReBorn RePublics
of and for CommonGround bicameral healthy-wealth,
short- through long-term
wellbeing outcomes.

Those...

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Categories: life, business, death, education, funny

Premium MemberProper tools by Kale Brereton
When my daughter
tried to lint roll the cat
I laughed
And handed her a brush
Life is what you make it
Sometimes, you just need a different tool
To achieve...

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Categories: funny, inspirational, life,

Premium MemberMonday by Carol Connell
The following is to be sung with a very twangy country voice.

Verse 1

I woke up late this morning', had to get right up and go.
Rushing...

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Categories: day, god, humorous, life,

Bluetooth fools the buffoon by Robbie McClellan
So I had an appointment today to inspect a motorcycle in Stevenson. I pulled up to the house and walked to the front door then...

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Categories: life, anxiety, confusion, crazy, funny,

Premium MemberI Choose My Friends So Carefully Collaboration with Rhona McFerran by Caren Krutsinger
I Choose My Friends So Carefully
by Caren Krutsinger & Rhona McFerran

Get back in your house,
I will stay in mine.
We won’t act like neighbors,
Everything will be...

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Categories: friendship, funny, life,

Sock Monster by Bette Bavington
Calling all socks!
Please, listen there's a sock monster
Who lives in our washing machine.
This is no game.
We put this out on an E-mail page.
This fills me...

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Categories: life, 1st grade, adventure, confusion,

Real Love by C Evans
You know the look that a new mother gives a child? 
The one that makes the baby feel and smile. Or the 
look that a...

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Categories: life, god,

Premium MemberWHIRLWIND by Line Gauthier


When life gets hectic and crazy
I take a deep breath and step back
Remember to stay vigilant
Not get dragged into your whirlwind

I take a deep breath...

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Categories: age, anxiety, life, time,

Premium MemberElsie, Renaissance Woman by Caren Krutsinger
My pal, Elsie has the biggest plans, grandiose almost, fantastically fun to hear about.
She is a complete delight to be around, and the clothes, hats,...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, life,

Pie by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
I am a friend of pie
Why?
Because I would never eat it.
It will live its natural life cycle
Until it's dry
Then goes all rancid
And can die.

And that's...

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Categories: life, best friend, death of

Premium MemberThink I Need A Man In My Life by Paris-Maree Boreham
Think I need a man in my life-
a dear writer-friend suggested.
So please dismiss and remiss,
prior I've requested.

Thinking, a man in my life,
could really make things...

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Categories: fun, funny, life, love,

Premium Memberone step behind by Anthony Slausen
daddy
while you were away 
I learned how to coo and to crawl
walk and tell time
don't know if its true what they say
that time grows wings...

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Categories: life, time,

Around 4 AM - Lived Life as a Loser Snoozer by J.W. Earnings
I have a lot to write and say, buddy, so hear me out some more
Don’t make me feel lower than I have ever felt before…
Listen,...

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Categories: life, addiction, anxiety, betrayal, conflict,

Who is the Lion-Hearted Girl by Madyson Schmidt
The Lion-Hearted Girl

She is the girl who adds a little bit too much sugar to her coffee.
The girl on the subway with her head down,...

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Categories: life, 10th grade, animal, cat,