Funny Life Poems

I Like The
AWARENESS,
You Know,
That We've
Made Out
Of Man...

Oh, Yeah,
Me Too...
And, He
Thinks He
KNOWS
EVERYTHING!

Yeah Yeah!
All The Time!

Man-Kind!

Hee-Hee...

Horribly Funny!

Yeah, It Is
FUNNY,
Though.

-Gray Squirrel

06-23-2025

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It's easier to love when
the worst case is having a 
funny story to retell at bars.

It makes more sense to believe when
truth left untold will...

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The warden's dog steals every snack,  
The inmates plot to get them back.  
A daring heist for honey buns,  
'Til Fluffy wins,...

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How’s your finger? 
                     ...

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Billions of galaxies,
Plenty of planets,
Moons and suns,
Unfathomable stars,
Bountiful black holes,
Drastic darkness,
Yet on this esoteric earth
My minute head is
Filled with frivolous 
And quizzical questions,
“What should I...

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I wake up swinging, fists in the air,  
Wrestling my dreams like they just don’t care.  
Life’s a rodeo, I hold on tight,...

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Tall and willowy she stands
out from all the other women;
her face most expressive
when the choir sings a song.
"Out on the Mira, on warm afternoons..."
her voice...

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Love women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes. 
Do not discard them when you are done with...

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as the dance ends ~ the wallflower comes to life...

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It's not of anger's taken, love rules position 
Heart we find enjoyment of laughter and smiles 
But there's a bitter unforeseen circumstances 
Of situation known...

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Stupid Art. Intelligence

AI Could Say
Anything I See
With Ease And
Ambivalent
Opportunity.

Random Chance
Has It Every
Which Way
In Mood And 
Flavorful Favor.

Yum. Yum.

Every Measurement
Made In Units Or
Measureless - It
Knows All...

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Love has no rhythm or rhyme. 
It strikes anytime. 
It is like lightning coming from the sky. 
It hits a person straight out of line....

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Accidental Joke

There's Not
Much More
I Can Say About
That.

I Mean:
NOTHING Is ALWAYS
Going To Be Funny:
You KNOW.

Hah-Hah-Hah...

It Was An Accident!

Relax:

I Think I Mean:

Me.

-Gray Squirrel

05-15-2025...

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Old

Coulda' 
Shoulda'
Woulda'

It Usually Goes In 
That ORDER.

But That's Plagiarism!
***
I MEANT It Different This Time!

I Forgot What The Title Was:
It Was Good:
Good and Funny.

Not Old &...

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Rats

Weeds Are Just Flowers
That Don't Deserve To Live.
Maybe They Are Ugly,
Or Just Don't Flower Right.

Maybe They're Aggressive, Or Invasive
And Not Pretty Like What They Replaced!
You're...

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