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Funny Life Poems

These Funny Life poems are examples of Life poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Life Funny poems written by international poets.


I feel sorry for the Souls who never met you
My Colourful Uncle Nev, a Funny Flamboyant with flair
A warning ..only wear black 'here' if you dare
To the friends not present, you must beware
He will...

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© Chaya Lg  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: life, blessing, family, funny, love,



Premium Member My Boy Coins A Phrase
It was just a quick trip to the vet.
They haven't been too bad as yet
Then they told me to nap
Like an idiot sap
I thought, take...

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Categories: life, dog, emotions, feelings, fun,

Premium Member We Have A Doggie Door
We have a doggie door, but it is not only used by dogs.
It has been used by cats, a bunny, snakes, and frogs.
We are not...

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Categories: life, dog, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Advice Today Different Than Maybe Yesterday
So I had to tell her to BLEEP off, Grandma.
She is fourteen, as of forty-six hours ago.
I am shocked.  
I wisely decide to give...

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Categories: life, fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,

Premium Member Emoji Me
Apologies for the blurriness, but PS does not cater for emojis in poems, therefore we had to post a screenshot :)...

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Categories: life, computer, fun, funny, happy,

Premium Member Let's Strive To Better One Life
Let's Strive
To Better One Life
By: Tom Wright
12/7/98  

Today, Let's try to make for someone,
their world a better place.
Through some small thoughtful gesture,
or mere smile...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: god, life, prayer,

Premium Member Never Happy
Wake in the morning, here we go
Time again for the happy man show
Take a breath and put on my smile
Lets go be fake for a...

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© John Crowe  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: happiness, life, love, murder,

Premium Member Family History
Family History
by Edmund Siejka

A sense of guilt
Made him search the hall closet
Until he found the old cardboard box.
 
Opening it
He stared 
At a handful of...

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Categories: life,

Premium Member Midnight
Midnight was her name 
And she danced at night 
Making that money 
Her body was tight 

Every single night 
Up on that pole 
She's getting...

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© John Crowe  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dance, life, mother, poverty,

Premium Member Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area
‘Unexpected!” it yelled out, the rat
Then the checkout lit up its red hat
An event I’d foreseen
So I smashed in the screen
I am sure it did...

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Categories: life, anger, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Cool For Cats
(Parody of Cool For Cats by Squeeze)

I’m trying to look sexy ‘cos tonight I’ve got a date
I stare into the mirror thinking I’ve left it...

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Categories: life, cute, fun, happy, humorous,

Premium Member Pay The Price
Well ya can do anything ya want
Drive like the devil's on yer heels
or go skatin' on a lake 
with crepe thin ice
But yer either gonna...

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Categories: introspection, life, perspective,

Premium Member The Real You
It's the itch
You can't scratch
It's the sock
Without a match

It's the call
That you miss
It's the handshake
Instead of a kiss

It's a cup of tea
Instead of coffee
It's the...

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© John Crowe  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, horror, life, love,

Premium Member I Love Advice
Advice came out her ying-yang.
Advice came out her pores.
Advice saturated her arms and legs.
Advice that most abhors.

We saw her in the grocery,
We saw her buy...

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Categories: life, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Petunia
Petunia Willis lived next door but one
A strange little woman. Her husband long gone
They say that he ran off with some fine young lass
They met...

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Categories: life, betrayal, fun, funny, humorous,

Premium Member Six Tables of Strangers and Me
He had better be dead I told friends,
Making them smile, from ends to ends.
They thought I was being hilarious
I was truly, frankly being serious

He did...

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Categories: life, 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Premium Member Max and the Fire
Pyromaniac me decided to build a fire.
My older grandchildren were all for it. Helping me drag limbs.
My four and a half year old grandson Max...

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Categories: life, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Premium Member When When Then Yoga
When When Then Yoga

When
Your downward dog is barking and
Your cat pose is meowing and
Your tree pose is swaying and
Your cow pose is mooing and
Your cobra...

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Categories: death, fun, heart, life,

Premium Member When I Consider Life With YOU
When I Consider Life Without You

As a baby, I was laying in my bassinet when a rifle bullet was shot through  our living room...

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Categories: life, appreciation, blessing, devotion,

Anyone Game- question mark
Welcome to this "risk"-taking game of "life."
Choose a blue companion peg, or snag a pink wife,
or ride "solitaire" through this "scrabble"d "mousetrap,"
or add so many...

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Categories: life, fun, funny, games, inspirational,