Funny Life Poems
These Funny Life poems are examples of Life poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Life Funny poems written by international poets.
I feel sorry for the Souls who never met you
life, blessing, family, funny, love,
My Colourful Uncle Nev, a Funny Flamboyant with flair
A warning ..only wear black 'here' if you dare
To the friends not present, you must beware
My Boy Coins A Phrase
life, dog, emotions, feelings, fun,
It was just a quick trip to the vet.
They haven't been too bad as yet
Then they told me to nap
Like an idiot sap
I thought, take...
We Have A Doggie Door
life, dog, funny, humor, humorous,
We have a doggie door, but it is not only used by dogs.
It has been used by cats, a bunny, snakes, and frogs.
We are not...
Advice Today Different Than Maybe Yesterday
life, fun, funny, grandchild, grandmother,
So I had to tell her to BLEEP off, Grandma.
She is fourteen, as of forty-six hours ago.
I am shocked.
I wisely decide to give...
life, computer, fun, funny, happy,
Apologies for the blurriness, but PS does not cater for emojis in poems, therefore we had to post a screenshot :)...
Let's Strive To Better One Life
god, life, prayer,
To Better One Life
By: Tom Wright
Today, Let's try to make for someone,
their world a better place.
Through some small thoughtful gesture,
or mere smile...
happiness, life, love, murder,
Wake in the morning, here we go
Time again for the happy man show
Take a breath and put on my smile
Lets go be fake for a...
by Edmund Siejka
A sense of guilt
Made him search the hall closet
Until he found the old cardboard box.
At a handful of...
dance, life, mother, poverty,
Midnight was her name
And she danced at night
Making that money
Her body was tight
Every single night
Up on that pole
Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area
life, anger, fun, funny, humor,
‘Unexpected!” it yelled out, the rat
Then the checkout lit up its red hat
An event I’d foreseen
So I smashed in the screen
I am sure it did...
Cool For Cats
life, cute, fun, happy, humorous,
(Parody of Cool For Cats by Squeeze)
I’m trying to look sexy ‘cos tonight I’ve got a date
I stare into the mirror thinking I’ve left it...
Pay The Price
introspection, life, perspective,
Well ya can do anything ya want
Drive like the devil's on yer heels
or go skatin' on a lake
with crepe thin ice
But yer either gonna...
The Real You
funny, horror, life, love,
It's the itch
You can't scratch
It's the sock
Without a match
It's the call
That you miss
It's the handshake
Instead of a kiss
It's a cup of tea
Instead of coffee
I Love Advice
life, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Advice came out her ying-yang.
Advice came out her pores.
Advice saturated her arms and legs.
Advice that most abhors.
We saw her in the grocery,
We saw her buy...
life, betrayal, fun, funny, humorous,
Petunia Willis lived next door but one
A strange little woman. Her husband long gone
They say that he ran off with some fine young lass
Six Tables of Strangers and Me
life, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
He had better be dead I told friends,
Making them smile, from ends to ends.
They thought I was being hilarious
I was truly, frankly being serious
Max and the Fire
life, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Pyromaniac me decided to build a fire.
My older grandchildren were all for it. Helping me drag limbs.
My four and a half year old grandson Max...
When When Then Yoga
death, fun, heart, life,
When When Then Yoga
Your downward dog is barking and
Your cat pose is meowing and
Your tree pose is swaying and
Your cow pose is mooing and
When I Consider Life With YOU
life, appreciation, blessing, devotion,
When I Consider Life Without You
As a baby, I was laying in my bassinet when a rifle bullet was shot through our living room...
Anyone Game- question mark
life, fun, funny, games, inspirational,
Welcome to this "risk"-taking game of "life."
Choose a blue companion peg, or snag a pink wife,
or ride "solitaire" through this "scrabble"d "mousetrap,"
or add so many...