Lewinsky Poems - Poems about Lewinsky

The Evidence

...
When asked if he toked the evil weed,
William Jefferson Clinton (né?Blythe III),
aka, Bill Clinton, we heard, did indeed,
if not totally beyond the pale
these words he spoke,
"I smoked...

Sex Sells, War Is Hell

...Soon it will be 2023
  What will we remember from '22

    Will we remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy
      ~ longer than Monica Lewinsky...

Bill and Monica - to Stain or Abstain

...
  I did not have sexual relations I swore
  but my mouth organ she was just askin’ for.
    No one played like Monica
    and she loved a good cigar
  but now she won’t blow my nut sax anym...

Whatever Happened To All Those Cab Drivers With Phd's

...Whatever happened to all those cab drivers 
  in Madison, Wisconsin with PhD's back in the 1970's?

How are all the college kids doing who cut off a finger or toe
  in order to avoid get drafted ...

Limericks V - Politics

...Limericks V - Politics

Baked Alaskan
by Michael R. Burch

There is a strange yokel so flirty
she makes whores seem icons of purity.
With all her winkin’ and blinkin’
Palin seems to be thinki...

Limericks

...Limericks
by Michael R. Burch



Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again, gentle ...

Clinton and Lewinsky - Bawdy

...Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'

Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a...

Theres a Pedophile In the House

...There's A Pedophile In The House...
(ah...ah...ah...ham eye white...???)

OMG,... and he looks...
     SAY WHAT??? just like me???,...
     absolutely NO WAY!!!,
would this sensitive,
     res...

High On Each Hillary Thigh

...High On Each Hillary Thigh

Would Hillary Clinton name you appall?
How about calling her hoarding cholesterol
You would see she has hardening of each vein
And sight of her legs did drive you ins...

Hillary Clinton

...(prior to tha ode dee us political stink sans hillary rodham clinton, i scrawled out this poem. her likelihood to grasp to political mantle than considerably greater than  fourteen months when anothe...

Bill Clinton

...William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!


05~29~15...

Middle of the Roader

...I even voted for Ross Perot once and Reagan and consider myself a middle of the roader. The biggest problem the Republicans have right now is a lack of experience. Who else has been through all that ...

Finding Forever

...She tells me she's found forever in me. Wonder how that could be? Says my 
hands have latches and I hold indiscriminately.  Said she admires my daily 
routine. Says I'm cryptic with understandable ...

--Clerihew--

...Monica Lewinsky
her under the table act was very risky
must be an expert and swift
to claim that Presidential gift....

What Did He Do

...From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret

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