When asked if he toked the evil weed,
William Jefferson Clinton (né?Blythe III),
aka, Bill Clinton, we heard, did indeed,
if not totally beyond the pale
these words he spoke,
"I smoked but didn’t inhale,"
and altho' with no proof, yet by the book,
with that he was off the hook.
Then came Monica Lewinsky,
their relationship he lied to hide,
accused with obstruction of justice,
for him to be impeachment-free,
with the mess all down her dress,
the chain of evidence was there to follow,
of the fateful day Bill only had to say,
"She sucked but didn't swallow."
Categories:
lewinsky, humorous, usa, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Soon it will be 2023
What will we remember from '22
Will we remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy
~ longer than Monica Lewinsky
Categories:
lewinsky, celebrity, new year, remember,
Form: Epigram
I did not have sexual relations I swore
but my mouth organ she was just askin’ for.
No one played like Monica
and she loved a good cigar
but now she won’t blow my nut sax anymore!
All my interns played it for me I confess
and with me pass an act of sexual congress.
That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
sure stained my Presidency
but Holy BJ, I sure stained her blue dress!
Written: July 2016
Categories:
lewinsky, fun, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'
Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton a liar,
he wished he'd shot a little higher...
for Carolyn's Clerihew contest
Will catch up on comments later, guys
Categories:
lewinsky, lost love,
Form: Clerihew
High On Each Hillary Thigh
Would Hillary Clinton name you appall?
How about calling her hoarding cholesterol
You would see she has hardening of each vein
And sight of her legs did drive you insane.
This is why Hillary pants suits does prefer
And what other idiot notion should I infer
There are those out there who often begs
To see if she really has two bow legs.
Over another rumor should start and spill
On her right thigh wears a tattoo of Bill
On other is woman playing a harmonica
Last Name Lewinski and first one Monica.
Of course, this is the most absurd thing
that you ever have heard.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2214669/Nearly-40-married-living-mother-The-sad-life-Monica-Lewinsky-White-House-intern-brought-President-Clinton.html
Categories:
lewinsky, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!
05~29~15
Categories:
lewinsky, humorous, political, power,
Form: Clerihew
She tells me she's found forever in me. Wonder how that could be? Says my
hands have latches and I hold indiscriminately. Said she admires my daily
routine. Says I'm cryptic with understandable ways. Likes my body's definition and
is additcted to my plug and play. Says the way I put words together is akin to "no
body's business." Says she enjoys how I sequester what's told in confidence. She
calls me presidential then takes a little hit. I call her Ms. Lewinsky and buy sun
dresses as gifts. Says she's found her forever in me. Said she knows it, intuitively.
Said if she were the moon and I was earth, I'd rotate around putting her first. Said
the oceans might be altered, and calamity might ensue but my hold is forever, &
forever I'll hold you. Asked if I'd say yes if she would have asked? My answer, ask
me tomorrow. Today I'm busy doing what I do. Holding you is, my daily routine.
Forever was founded the first time I saw you.
Categories:
lewinsky, relationship, romantic,
Form: Free verse
Monica Lewinsky
her under the table act was very risky
must be an expert and swift
to claim that Presidential gift.
Categories:
lewinsky, dedication,
Form: Clerihew
From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret
Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-Russian Poetry" contest
2/8/2012
Categories:
lewinsky, life, political,
Form: Chastushka
"He must have been mentally bent
whoever designed the Washinton monument.
That thing doesn't look anything like him.
I suggest that we," said Monica Lewinsky,
"change it to A Tribute To President Bill Clinton."
Get it? It's because the Washington monument looks so much like a, well you know,
a cigar...........then again it could also look like a middle finger or even an erect p........
.....I better not say the last one. I don't think I can on Poetry Soup.
In any event, they'd all be appropriate for her.
Categories:
lewinsky,
Form: Rhyme
You could’nt be the real French Martre design,
Must be the modified, Indian Side Winger Missile.
Unpatented still, definitely a loner, non-fissile.
Failed Test flight, poor soul, forced to resign.
Patriot-men cruise, were you not conveniently sidelined?
Three times cat-o-nine tails, You,and One other, on the fight.
A munching cow, bellowing buffalo, gurgle sign.
How ridiculous! place women, above the male might.
Beware! Monica Lewinsky, has her trio transgenic share.
Indra’s Maneka, Love here, Whiskey cocktail there.
Fantastic punch, classic Hillary too did not dare.
‘Fire’ still burns Mehta, her spirits why should men care.
Categories:
lewinsky, life
Form: Free verse