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Lewinsky Poems - Poems about Lewinsky

The Evidence
... When asked if he toked the evil weed, William Jefferson Clinton (né?Blythe III), aka, Bill Clinton, we heard, did indeed, if not totally beyond the pale these words he spoke, "I smoked......

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Categories: lewinsky, humorous, usa, word play,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sex Sells, War Is Hell
...Soon it will be 2023 What will we remember from '22 Will we remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy ~ longer than Monica Lewinsky......

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Categories: lewinsky, celebrity, new year, remember,
Form: Epigram



Premium Member Bill and Monica - to Stain or Abstain
... I did not have sexual relations I swore but my mouth organ she was just askin’ for. No one played like Monica and she loved a good cigar but now she won’t blow my nut sax anym......

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Categories: lewinsky, fun, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Whatever Happened To All Those Cab Drivers With Phd's
...Whatever happened to all those cab drivers in Madison, Wisconsin with PhD's back in the 1970's? How are all the college kids doing who cut off a finger or toe in order to avoid get drafted ......

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Categories: lewinsky, america, history, nostalgia, pain,
Form: Free verse
Limericks V - Politics
...Limericks V - Politics Baked Alaskan by Michael R. Burch There is a strange yokel so flirty she makes whores seem icons of purity. With all her winkin’ and blinkin’ Palin seems to be thinki......

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Categories: lewinsky, america, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Limerick



Limericks
...Limericks by Michael R. Burch Clyde Lied! by Michael R. Burch There once was a mockingbird, Clyde, who bragged of his prowess, but lied. To his new wife he sighed, "When again, gentle ......

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Categories: lewinsky, giggle, light, nonsense, parody,
Form: Limerick
Clinton and Lewinsky - Bawdy
...Bill Clinton, president was seldom hesitant, 'It's not adultery,' he said, 'if somebody is "giving you head."' Monica Lewinsky and dress are famous for a yucky mess; when DNA proved Clinton a......

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Categories: lewinsky, lost love,
Form: Clerihew
Theres a Pedophile In the House
...There's A Pedophile In The House... (ah...ah...ah...ham eye white...???) OMG,... and he looks... SAY WHAT??? just like me???,... absolutely NO WAY!!!, would this sensitive, res......

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Categories: lewinsky, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Elegy
High On Each Hillary Thigh
...High On Each Hillary Thigh Would Hillary Clinton name you appall? How about calling her hoarding cholesterol You would see she has hardening of each vein And sight of her legs did drive you ins......

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Categories: lewinsky, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet
Hillary Clinton
...(prior to tha ode dee us political stink sans hillary rodham clinton, i scrawled out this poem. her likelihood to grasp to political mantle than considerably greater than fourteen months when anothe......

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Categories: lewinsky, conflict, funny, gender, hero,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Bill Clinton
...William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton Monica Lewinsky got his attention Remembered not as a politician …. but being found in a compromising position! 05~29~15......

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Categories: lewinsky, humorous, political, power,
Form: Clerihew
Middle of the Roader
...I even voted for Ross Perot once and Reagan and consider myself a middle of the roader. The biggest problem the Republicans have right now is a lack of experience. Who else has been through all that ......

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Categories: lewinsky, history, prejudice,
Form: Ballad
Finding Forever
...She tells me she's found forever in me. Wonder how that could be? Says my hands have latches and I hold indiscriminately. Said she admires my daily routine. Says I'm cryptic with understandable ......

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Categories: lewinsky, relationship, romantic,
Form: Free verse
--Clerihew--
...Monica Lewinsky her under the table act was very risky must be an expert and swift to claim that Presidential gift.......

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Categories: lewinsky, dedication,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member What Did He Do
...From President Bill Clinton With his balancing of the budget Monica Lewinsky in chiffon Both doing what they’ll regret Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-......

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Categories: lewinsky, life, political,
Form: Chastushka

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