Monica Says,

"He must have been mentally bent whoever designed the Washinton monument. That thing doesn't look anything like him. I suggest that we," said Monica Lewinsky, "change it to A Tribute To President Bill Clinton." Get it? It's because the Washington monument looks so much like a, well you know, a cigar...........then again it could also look like a middle finger or even an erect p........ .....I better not say the last one. I don't think I can on Poetry Soup. In any event, they'd all be appropriate for her.