Lettuces Poems

Boggy-top: Muster or Roundup cowbells

...Great Beefy Tasting
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Walla,Walla
the sweetest onions around!
Brioche buns soft pillowy texture!
And roasted garlic cloves!
Were one to
clarify the butter
add the gar...

Salad

...We always ate salad when I was a kid,
With lettuce and carrots and cukes
And also tomatoes and olives at times
But today, that would bring some rebukes.

For the lettuce was iceberg, which I nev...

The Healthy Eating Steeplechase

...An orange takes an early lead,
followed by a melon.
Garden peas are catching fast,
so too is the lemon.

Granny Smith’s are overtaking.
Lettuces are gaining.
Kiwi’s move from out the pack.
Th...

Satirical Euphony

...SATIRICAL: SATIRIZED EUPHONY

Hissed her path to say No
As amulet dangled on her' dandled
Tis so sweet to trail the forlorn 
As no help came to a hearty hut

On the rafter was a treasure kept
...

Foundations

...5AM the haywire of light
you've framed the vista 
from your frosty window
Stacked sachets  of cos lettuces
ponder for an outcome growth
Whence the day of blossom

Salvation is always a cost
O...

Lettuce

...The leaves weren’t wilted I see
A head of lettuce light green crispy
And I had checked finances to boot
I was confident I could cover the loot

The green grocer was standing tall
He had tracked...

Lettuces and Tears

...Sometimes there's just nothing
the perspective of life, I mean
if you think about the emptiness of this moment
in the possibility of it extending infinitely
or the inevitability of evils
that...

Organic Rhythm Box

...To access the house there was a slight slope from the sidewalk, the door was in the gap under the stairs that led to the upper floor, behind that building was the vegetable garden with lettuces pl...

Big Rats In Cobenhagen

...Big rats in Copenhagen 

The biggest supermarket in the world tons of wasted food
rats grew so big they couldn’t live in sewers but nestled
in the tall grass or built tunnels.
Something had to b...

The Bunny

...The Bunny

Soft, caramel-coloured paws,
Creamy, velvet underbelly,
Hoppity hop, hoppity hop.

Two ears appear,
Then the top of the head.
Eyes peeping over
The plant pot,
Hoppity hop, hoppit...

The Marrow Thief

...My gardening proclivity was widely recognised,
A gift to which my friends would all attest ;
A nuance of distinction in the flavour and the size
Produced a crop a cut above the rest.

A sorry sa...

The Market Place

...I have been trying to pen this verse for the past two weeks but
Someone was standing in my way and my mind went astray
Can’t you see that it is a brand new day?
Winter has subsided and spring has ...

Ass Arrangement Is An Ass Assortment

...An assortment of assorted asses assessed antelope antics angelically arranged

A vibrant and charming assortment of periwinkles, mints, truffles, sliced peanut cubes, diced baps, and a haddock bast...

A Sandwich Statement

...The contents of a sandwich often plot to escape. Particularly lettuces. Their leaves when chopped can climb well out of bread. So it is always wise therefore to use an adhesives such as mayonnaise to...

Carnivorous Cottage Routine

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A whale in a pail is far more active in a gale or in copious amounts of hail. Putting money into sharks is a shifty act involving the shuffling of coats in cloakrooms. And clown costumes placed in...

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