Lemme Poems - Poems about Lemme

...I dread the United States presidential 2024 outcome... Whereby yours truly presages and doth abhor nothing short of an imminent civil war dwarfing insurrection on January 6, 2021 oddly enough e......Read the rest...

...Long time Shelton, Washington transplants... also known as noteworthy Trader Joe's patrons bass sic lee did treble themselves conducting taping jam session assembling (boxing), compiling, and......Read the rest...

...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......Read the rest...

...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub (a poetic partial fiction blended, diced, fricaseed, marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, stewed... with fact) Hmm... ......Read the rest...

..."Got your fluff again" (for purpose of this poem pronounce last word uh gain). The missus uttered aforementioned phrase as she pulled a clump of my hair from out the clogged shower drain for......Read the rest...

...Booby trapped within apartment unit b44 Circa August 18th, 2021 three bajillion years ago to date, nevertheless I count blessings, so please do not hashtag me as worse than an ingrate or o......Read the rest...

...“Son”...”say goodnight to grandpa” Spurred by mother dearest as well as other politesse drummed into her second born fobbing blandishments as incentive tumbled off fingers of prodigal son tr......Read the rest...

...I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage Indentured gumption forsaken courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth fool looking imp po......Read the rest...

...silently wailing analogy to Moby Dick regarding how yesterdays prurient laced introductions to rhyme in retrospect embarrassingly blows. Herewith to enliven anecdote ever further, I inject ......Read the rest...

...Don't you feel strange? Why we've turned into like this? Like a stranger, Who reminisce. Wonder if you possibly, Think about us. Or its just me dragging, What happened once? You never me......Read the rest...

...Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023 The following constitutes a rather twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE: I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... being overrun by teddy bears and bean......Read the rest...

...Please help yarn hexed door neighbor... Yours truly pinned down by invisible vestiges of coronavirus and getting attacked from angry plague of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn grossly misto......Read the rest...

...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub whereby the missus didst potchke created whirling dervish hubbub after enjoying repast, (fit for a tarnished king), yours truly a......Read the rest...

...I haint donning royal carpet treatment No stuntman/woman showed up, albeit intervened in timely fashion to thwart mishaps experienced courtesy me I bemoan, and poet lore re: yet of Perkiomen......Read the rest...

...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruining his fate while squarely planted on me bum nevertheless felt rightly triangulated flashed mo......Read the rest...