Leland Poems - Poems about Leland

Leland the Artistic Elephant

...Leland the artistic elephant was plain at birth
This will not do said his mama with mirth.
An artist, she used his skin as a canvas of course
You could never confuse him with a raven or a horse.
...

lets set him up with Mable

...Leland was not old
However, he was set in his ways
Cantankerous and vinegarish
Most nights and most days
Let’s set him up with Mable, I suggested.
She was another human that I detested....

L M N O P Q

...Lukewarm loudmouth listless ludicrous Leland Lee
Made a merry mockery goading murderous Melody
Nefarious needlessness if you ask the likes of me
Offensive objectifying ornery oddball oddity.
Parl...

Food Source

....
Dawn revealed a radiance
                 From the fallen snow of yesterday
                           Looking out the door did reveal
                                            

Sparro...

Haughty Hefty Helga

...Haughty hefty Helga has healthy hatred
Igniting ignorant Inga’s inebriated idiocy
Justifying jealous Julie’s juvenile judgements
Kindling crafty Kara’s crazy critter-like craftiness
Leaving Lones...

Juggle Master

...Juggle master kept adding to his shuffle
He is amazing said his cousin Leland Muffle.
Juggling balls, teapots, sandwiches and more.
Almost anything I bring home from the store.

Did he ever jugg...

Bitsy and Sammy

...Bitsy always goes barefoot, Sammy was told.
Never gets excited, her personality never gets old.
This was all from her grandpa, who thought she was gold.
After Sammy met her, he agreed three-fold.
...

Seamstress of the Broken Hearts

...Seamstress Leland is sewing up all broken hearts.
Helping to heal those sad despondent couples torn apart.
Magic in his fingertips come onto the sewing thread.
When he is finished, the heart is gl...

Iowa Girls Basketball Is Serious

...In the state of Iowa girls basketball is the biggest sport.
Bigger than golf, football, baseball or any other that you’d sort.
We are basketball players before we settle down, an Amazon wife said.
...

Spot Admires His Boys Optimism

...“One more jump and I’ll have that apple!” Leland said.
Spot scooted back another nudge or so.
He had been stepped on before, and he did not like it.
Leland jumped and jumped and jumped.
His optim...

Viagra Falls

...Drew Barrymores Boyfriends
The Boys She Dated
Corey Feldman
Balthazar Getty
Leland Hayward 3
David Arquette
Corin Nemec
Jamie Walters
Jeremy Thomas
Eric Erlandson
Edward Norton
Luke Wu Son...

Objectively Me

...Preface

My name is Verlena Sexton.
I am in my forties.
I have three eccentrics – Oland. Emily, and Tony. 
My adult children are my knowledge base in the world of iniquity. 
I continue t...

The Spirits of Leland, Mississippi

...They were deceive by their city government.

They were people that were burden by the struggles of the universe.  [Image]

Why?

No one knew.

It just was their way of life.

They farmed and industry...

Measure For Measure

...(I said, "Linda, you really have stepped out!")

You told her she has to wear her clothes sometimes.
She was standing by her car.
As you sat in front of Dunkin’s Grocery, you eyed her with a smil...

Just Souls

...JUST SOULS

I use to walk down the Cafe Street.
The place of my reminiscence is in the South.
The jooking was heard throughout this section of town.
Leland, Mississippi is so quiet now.

Walki...

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