Knuckleheads Poems | Examples


Burgerdain Fram

You might say they were.
You could even say they
Should have been.
What you won't say is it
wasn't sporting or something
You'll soon forget.
Ladies and gentlemen
Promoters Royal presents
   " Championship Fallout"
Six cards, six trophies
 One knucklehead
Card.
Fighteen men seven cards
Two guys each to one evelope
The extra man is named
Big knucklehead. The team that
Chooses the knucklehead
Will have a advantage they
Have gamblers choose.
They get 3 v 2 in matches
Tagteams are chosen at
Random and grapplers compliance
Rules apply  do your job or risk
Suspintion.
Four corners and middle rope
A man In each corner
Two on the floor
Tag from the corner
Or tag between the rope from
The floor 
Pinfall , submission, dq, countout
Team in putts there.
Last two teams draw from
The deck to crown, eliminate
To change partners, or the
Two end stipulation man on
Top at the end gets world
Title match.
Winning team is framed
Knucklehead trophy winners
And it means
If the world tagteam champions
Receive either 4 countout losses
Or 4 disqualifcation losses in
a two week period they
Default and the knuckleheads
Are named world tag champs.
Categories: knuckleheads, adventure, appreciation, art, business,
Form: Blitz

Premium MemberHow Can I Control My Classmates

She has begged to see me all day.
The teacher and I have tried to figure it out.
But it has not worked out, so I see her in the morning.
She is a fourth-grade delight.
With a big problem.
She needs to know how to control her classmates.
I suggest that she let them be themselves.
This is a letdown for her.
She thought I had a magic potion.
Sure, I do have a pointy hat, and a broom.
I again let her know that she cannot control them.
The teachers say we are loud and not focused, she tells me.
I know the eleven knuckleheads in her class.
They are not wrong.
Categories: knuckleheads, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Light Verse


Gaffa and Swiggle Groove and Bounce

We went to Date-on Ohio
164 miles away to
Do the gig.
Swank and Swiggle
Has successfully convented
Our manager to stopover
 Linzzies Supper club
To hear the orchestra
Swede got drunk and
Wanted to mingle. He
Caught up wiff sum slink
she was tryna put him on
For the evening when
Gaffa started preaching
Bout us being wiff so many
women. Jealous, I mean jealous.
How he talking when he got
Twelve knuckleheads and
4 rx wives. I stayed in
The limo and watched the tele
Day up in linzzrys and come
Outside looking for cash to
Pay the suppa bill, me and the
Chafferier acted like we sleep.
I phoned it in, and then those
Fools come out wiff six woman.
And that hippocrite Gaffa wiff
Two of em!
Honey mambo sauce dripping off a his beard. 
Talking n about it being Christmas all over the world. That why I wrote
"Christa's All over the World"
That's why!
Categories: knuckleheads, music,
Form: Elegiac Lyric

Premium MemberRoad Rage

It takes two to tango, 
as they say. 
It also takes two 
to road rage. 
It sure is fun watching 
two insane, 
out-of-control knuckleheads 
zigzag aggressively 
on the highway
with their driver windows down;
honking their car horns,
screaming 
vile obscenities back and forth!
Classy guys exchanging "bird flips"
as they chase each other down; 
both angry enough 
to run each other off the road, 
if they ever end up
side by side! 
Can you imagine 
being caught up in that craziness?
Two banshees on steroids;
funny considering
one can't understand the other.
That's exactly how to communicate!
In the midst 
of all the chaotic madness,
me and you; two safe drivers 
sharing the road with two idiots 
without a care in the world 
about the safety of others; 
completely oblivious 
they're also playing Russian Roulette 
with their own lives. 
Neither of the two
possessing the presence of mind 
to simply disengage 
and turn down the heat 
before it spells disaster!  
Do not tailgate 
these uncivilized loons.
Pullover to the shoulder, 
or better yet, 
take the next exit to safety.


Date written: 05/03/2020
Categories: knuckleheads, analogy, anger, angst, encouraging,
Form: Didactic

Premium MemberParker's Snap Left

"The moral arc of the universe
is long, but it bends toward justice"
When it snaps, hope it
Hits the knuckleheads
Just for the left of us
Categories: knuckleheads, change, community, confusion, corruption,
Form: Tanka


Premium MemberPenniless Knuckleheads

The experts predict by 2050, we'll all live to over a hundred
A lot of us will say, nope, that's not for this old muddlehead
Ninety years seems quite long enough
When the money runs out and things get tough
And we all end up in a home as penniless knuckleheads


© Jack Ellison 2015
Categories: knuckleheads, future,
Form: Limerick
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