How Can I Control My Classmates

She has begged to see me all day. The teacher and I have tried to figure it out. But it has not worked out, so I see her in the morning. She is a fourth-grade delight. With a big problem. She needs to know how to control her classmates. I suggest that she let them be themselves. This is a letdown for her. She thought I had a magic potion. Sure, I do have a pointy hat, and a broom. I again let her know that she cannot control them. The teachers say we are loud and not focused, she tells me. I know the eleven knuckleheads in her class. They are not wrong.