Karla the kickback kindred kinesthetic witch from Kickapoo County
Ran back to Rustic Ranch when she kicked out Murray the Mountie.
The way she was running, we thought there might be a bounty.
She has a wildly weird wonderful reputation here in Kickapoo County.
Complaint : Karla would like to know why her younger sister Bonnie has such
low self-esteem.
Statements and comments made by Karla and others:
1. " Bonnie you eat like an elephant."
2. "Your clothes make you look like a clown."
3. " Who would pick you to be on their team?"
4. " Can't you do anything right?"
5. " Are you stupid?"
6. "You are always the last person picked to be on a team."
7. "You talk funny."
8. " Your legs look like string beans."
9. " You don't fit in."
10. " Your so ugly even the dog won't play with you!"
11. " I bet you have an IQ of a rock!"
What do you think? Would you feel very good about yourself if you were Bonnie???
P.R. Deremer
Do to others whatever you would have them do to you. Matthew 7:12
The Golden Rule is one of the core teachings of Jesus. Most of us could recite it from the time we were children and have had a lifetime to practice it. Why, then, do we still struggle to live it? All around us, we see examples of disrespect and cruelty. We may be even be guilty of ourselves. We fail to love one another, in ways big and small. Sometimes we even struggle to be civil. We practice a cheap substitute of the Golden Rule instead. We treat others as if they agree with us, share our faith, belong to the same political party and treat us well in return. Like it or not, though, the Lord’s command is simpler and clearer than that: “Do to others whatever you would have them do to you”. In short, love one another-everyone, always.
Lord, Jesus help me to live as You command!
Karla Manternach
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Topic: Birthday of Sis. Karla Briones (November 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Dear Karla,
I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.
I cherish America, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a false wife. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a false wife.
My feelings for you intensified when I saw you dancing in the moonlight. With another guy I was further wowed by your tremendous daring dancing skills.
You have fingers like lonely carrots sprouting waving just above ground and the most amazing heart I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to caress those lonely carrot fingers and hug that amazing heart.
You're so special with your wild ways. The way you handle your tacky best friend shows great diligence and temperance. Oh, still you are yet lovely.
I know that to you I'm just a delightful partner but I think we could be happy together, complaining like two mild kittens.
Please, say you'll be mine
Karla!
All my love
Jamaz
8/11/20
written word by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©
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Topic: Birthday of Karla Briones (November 02)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
i find the real meaning in life
looking forward to each dreams at night
only to savor you in a world of ideality
velvety dreams might come to reality.
endowed by a little time for me
yet i wish we are so free
on our journey to the ends of eternity
until then i would find certainty.
so i sail on the sea of uncertainty
only to unravel your mystery
mangled by your poignant gestures
unveiling my innermost pictures
causing empty spaces in my living
have you seen my hidden feeling?
Katie Kangaroo was keen,
'Koala!' she had just seen,
'K!' said Koala,
And her name was Karla,
Which was why Katie's so keen.
Kevin
Father, Son, Husband, Friend
Brother of Karla
Lover of Jamie, America, and Family
Who feels Love, Sorrow, and Joy
Who fears emptiness, bridges and loss
Who would like to see Jesus, Aliens and Heaven
Resident of Blackstone, Virginia
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