Pulchritudinous looks, unscrupulous ways hook
Junoesque one apart, pneumatic in mouthpart
Those coconut-like callipygian haunts cull
Leave alone howling wolves, despite being ourselves!
Categories:
junoesque, funny,
Form: Alexandrine
Jerry, a jim-dandy jezebel in a jerkwater town,
Jiggled her jangles, joking her jubilant ways up and down.
Juicily Junoesque and jocular, Jerry jawed with the best.
Such jiggery-pokery was soon put to this jerky town’s test.
Jailbirds jammed the sidewalks to see Jerry walk by.
Her jabberwocky jabbering gave them a reason to sigh.
A jaunty jokester with joyous absolute joviality,
Jerry was accepted as the jubilant jezebel of this locality.
Categories:
junoesque, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Alliteration
My naive picture of Burlesque
Some lovely ladies junoesque
Slapstick humor risky
Dancers rather frisky.
Mom would consider it grotesque.
For Miranda's contest
won an hm
Categories:
junoesque, funny
Form: Limerick
HER FAVORITE BONNET
Wife loved her black-and-white bonnet
With a sort of bow at the back.
Believe me I’m no expert on it
But it was awful - most of it was black
And it looked horribly like a tail, long and slack.
She asked me how it seems.
I lied and said very picturesque,
Especially the hand-sewn seams -
Makes you look statuesque,
Maybe even Junoesque
I didn’t want to hurt her with my real thought
(From some angles it was dalamatian-esque)
Though I suppose I really ought
(from others it was more zebra-esque ;
And the hanging tail looked skunk-esque).
Went to get something pretty to suit her, to give her.
Bought a big green-and-purple thing on sale;
And the other hat I dropped in the river.
She said but it’s not black and white - it’s pale;
And where’s me favourite bit, its tail?!
Categories:
junoesque, funnyme, me,
Form: Quintain (English)