Big news! Sponge Bob married Miss Piggy!
Got pregnant and named the kid Twiggy.
Piggy's sauce was the boss,
Twiggy sucked up the sauce,
But, it made Twiggy a bit jiggy!
Her thirst for Piggy's sauce wouldn't stop,
Sucked it down to the very last drop!
Then Twiggy kept yellin',
Her belly kept swellin',
Looked like a seed tick ready to Pop!
Poor Sponge Bob, had no clue what to do,
So, he bounced off the walls till he knew.
Had to drop to his knees,
To give Twiggy a squeeze,
Leaked sauce on herself, Bob, and Mom too!
Categories:
jiggy, family, humorous,
Form: Limerick
this mugs jiggy i wont lie
see it caught your peepn eye
unhitch a lip
caffeine a sip
load up man and liquefy.
Categories:
jiggy, autumn, drink, funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick
In the beginning, the Word stood alone,
A solitary witness to creation.
Its single nascent syllable was pleasant in tone,
But found itself in need of conversation.
In the beginning, the Word harnessed time,
Till language lit the darkness of existence.
It wove an epic narrative of meter and rhyme
For Echo to get jiggy with Narcissus.
In the beginning, the Word could be heard
To lend its voice to vendors hawking merch.
It sacrificed its soul to play the mockingbird,
Dispensing infomercials from its perch.
In the beginning, the Word was pristine,
But soon became corrupted by the Man.
Xenophobic buzzwords vented venom from spleen.
Political invective fouled the land.
In the beginning, the Word learned deceit,
Revealing innuendo like a stripper,
Commemorating Salomé’s sinister feat
With tropes and taglines framed as sacred scripture.
In the beginning, the Word stood in awe,
Aware of its potential for abuse.
It sifted man from superman by quoting Bernard Shaw,
Then authorized The Tales of Mother Goose.
Categories:
jiggy, allegory,
Form: Lyric
While careening with Carene,
a boogie-woogie with Wanita, wow!
Then, a whirl with Pearl,
a jiggy jig with Jacqueline.
At intervals rhumba with a Rosalie.
An experimental ballet
with Bonnie, Bob, and Blaire.
Thanks, Charlie, for the Cha-cha-cha!
A quick shimmy with Shailene,
disco with a duchess
prancing with a prince,
and quickstep with a queen.
A charleston with Cherise
before long, samba with Sabrina,
a quick jive with Jennifer,
followed by a tango with Tasneem.
Pole dancing with Priscilla,
Poppy, Penny, and Pandora.
Kuchipudi with Kahini
and kizomba with Kabibe.
Conga with a coven
flamenco with old flame,
what will be my last dance?
Danzón with the Devil, I expect.
The Last Dance Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Craig Cornish
Date wrote: 13-July-2021
Categories:
jiggy, dance, metaphor,
Form: Free verse
SHE SANG
" I FOUND A FOOL"
BEFORE SHE SANG
" A WHORE'S PLADGUE"
THEY LOVED IT WE SHE GAMED
ON "THE HO'S AND THE EM' MONGAZ"
WHEN SANG" STANKY FREAK"
GUESS WHO POPED UP AS
A SPECAIL GUEST?
"BIG" RICHARD AND DA BALLA'S"
THEY GOT DOWN NOOKIE, DOING
SAMPLES AND SOCCI"
PINK PANTS AND A BROKEN ZIPPA"
SWEET SWEET PINKY RING
THE HAND OF THE FAIREST ONE.
SHE SWAPPED JIGGY WIT
DEW AND DIM, ON
BROKE DOWN IN SOUTH CITY BLUES"
"THE NIGHT YOU WERE CONCEIVED"
AND THEY DID
" THE DAY YOU WERE BORN" TOO!
THE LADIES GOT MADE BY THE TIME
HE FELLAS SANG
" TRICK ASS BYTCH"
GREAT CONCERT
I BETCHA IF THEY
SANG SUM CHURCH SONGS
THEY SAY SUM THANG BOUT-IT
IN THE CHURCH BULITINES.
"AINT NO CLASS, WHEN IT-
COMES TO YOUR OWN"
Categories:
jiggy, music,
Form: Classicism
That's it I've had it
Tired of being ignored with a wink on the side
I'm tired of being told what old men should do
Going to start taking life on the flea..or is that the fly
I'm going to hit the streets of the city
And be known as that cool guy that raps
After I add a tad bit more Poligrip
So my dentures can get down with that
I'll get me a ball cap and turn it sideways
My pants already hang down past my crack
I'll even learn the latest catch phrase
Like, Hey dude..what's up wit dat?!
Think I'll even rhinestone my walker
For that little extra bling, bling
They'll say check out that crazy rapper daddy-o
Man that cat can really swing
I'll keep the lyrics clean like I do my diaper
That's why I bring my nursie with me
After all she's a wonderful wiper
Don't worry I pay the extra wiping fee
I'll also get her to hold up the cue cards
Since my memory over the years has waned
No longer to be known as that old white cracker
Beating JZ at his own game
I'll get jiggy with it every chance I get
As I fizizzile my way to the top
I'll be bigger than that guy with the candy name
That young whipper snapper will melt in the hands of this rapping GrandPop
Categories:
jiggy, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
Seats in Starbucks seem quite scarce
‘Cause laptop users hog ‘em.
Dirty looks won’t make them move –
Perhaps it’s time to flog ‘em.
Sitting in a precious seat
For hours seems quite piggy,
Even if they’re doing work
Or tryin’ to get jiggy.
Other people want to sit
When sippin’ brews or snackin’;
No one has the nerve to ask
Those gluttons to get packin’.
Selfishness today appears
To be the status quo.
Perhaps a Starbucks laptop charge
Just might be apropos.
Categories:
jiggy, people,
Form: Rhyme
I talk three different ways
I walk only one
I dress myself with clothes i made
I paint my nails so the nail shops won't get paid
I'm a singer, dancer, painter, writer
And i'm great at tying my shoe
Spongebob is my favorite cartoon
I eat cereal mostly around noon
You can't judge me just because i eat limes plain
And i have a thingy ma-jiggy in my name
I use to play a lot of video games
I rarely get mad so my atittude stays the same
I'm the realest person you will ever meet
I will tell the truth and i won't ever kiss feet
I'm goofy, fun,bubbly and my style is fly
Don't ever question my judgement
Don't ever ask why
I'm awesome just because i do what many don't
I'm beautiful because i never let makeup takeover like many i once knew
Getting to know Kay'Sha , is a great thing to do
I'm trustworthy and i won't ever betray you
Searching for love i can't do
Because i have a boyfriend i love so true
It was nice sharing bits of me with you
Farewell i say instead bye for today :)
Categories:
jiggy, lifelove, me,
Form: I do not know?
Telling of the frog
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chillin to the maximum, on a lily pad
Ribbitt, ribbitt, croak, croak
Flies and bugs aren’t so bad
Way down south on the muddy river bank
It's the life of a frog, sort of quaint to be frank
A lot of people see them as slimy and gross
But croakers they maintain from coast to coast
Gathering by moonlight to do a jiggy hop dance
And end up on the menus in the cities of France
An appetizer, ouch! Served with wine red and white
That's not very nice to frogs and I don't think its right
All the lore and myth, to be heard but not seen
But you frogs have an admirer and her name is Eileen.
Categories:
jiggy, funny
Form: Prose Poetry
paris,
the daughter of a hotel tycoon,
like jim harris,
she acts like a baboon
oh come on,
you know what you do,
eating a bonbon,
I wish I could say screw you
a dirty VIDEO,
too many to name,
hearing abou you on the RADIO,
it's all the stinking same
a dumb blonde,
who is an idiot,
just like Mr..smith,
wants to get jiggy with it
who cares paris,
who cares if you get hit by a pepsi truck,
here's to you paris,
guess what, you suck!!!!
Categories:
jiggy, people,
Form: I do not know?