Thomas Jeffrey Hanks
(HIM)-->Thomas J. Hanks tells me don't make a scene,
My blest poetry will make true my dream,
Here's your first check for starters,
Contract to sign--FROM HUSTLERS!<--(Me)
church--witty--no vulgar--sex magazine.
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Categories:
jeffrey, character, funny, happiness, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Jeffrey the Jejune Giraffe
Hey Jeff, that's your fourth cup of Joe!
I can't help it. I feel sluggish and slow.
I've had four up at top,
But not even one drop
Has arrived at my stomach below.
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Categories:
jeffrey, animal, humor,
Form: Limerick
Thomas Jeffrey Hanks
*Image of 12 Fun Facts Tom Hanks by Hotbook.
Thomas Jeffrey Hanks
Mr. Thomas Jeffrey Hanks,
Passionately pursued his dreams by pulling pranks,
By smooth-talking fellow workers, this prankster cannot be found,
As Hollywood checked in, opened doors of opportunity and he's making ground.
2021 June 28
*1st Place*
A BRIAN STRAND JULY
~~Brian Strand: Judged 2021 June 30
*Tom and I formerly worked together
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Categories:
jeffrey, history,
Form: Clerihew
Thomas Jeffrey Hanks
Thomas Jeffrey Hanks
Mr. Thomas Jeffrey Hanks,
Passionately pursued his dreams at our expense,
If he is not to be found, bets assured to take it to the banks
When Hollywood is around, gone is our friend, Mr. Thomas Jeffrey Hanks.
Tom Hanks has known, "To be or not to be,"
When a celebrity of sorts he see,
He breaks the bell
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Categories:
jeffrey, character, funny, life, nostalgia,
Form: Clerihew
Suicide of Jeffrey Epstein Equals Pyrrhic Victory
Rigor mortis cold comfort
defendant need not appear in court
diminishes attendant prosecutorial effort
habeas corpus made superfluous
courtesy just dessert morte
but deadman outflanked plaintiffs sport.
Nonetheless millionaire financier and
accused sex trafficker
found dead by suicide
on Saturday August 10th, 2019
doth not absolve his guilt
rather speaks of innocence
and naiveté he stole.
Many accosted victims might rejoice,
yet the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein
will continue to
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Categories:
jeffrey, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Jeffrey, Interrupted
You picked a path when met with fork
And trod it bare so oft you walked
Into a tunnel so wretched and corrupted
You slipped away, Jeffrey interrupted
Wednesday’s child is full of woe
But my May child has far to go
A decade times two your sacrifice
Fool’s gold for that roll of dice
Your values anorexic, almost starved to death
In
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Categories:
jeffrey, addiction, anger, fear, love,
Form: Quatrain