My leader has spoken once again
I listen with my one ear, on the right
I cut the evil left one off
to honour the wisest man of payoffs
who almost gave up his life for me
all so that he keeps his private jet
and keeps America free
now he has spoken more wise words
eat cats and dogs, I know at first seems absurd
he's never been wrong, ever before
so off I went in me pickup over to the pound
it seemed to warm the volunteers hearts
that I took all strays, a la carte
all this time been eating the wrong sort of critters
squirrels and possum and the occasional pigeon
well shhh about cousin Jed's little pet hamsters
tasty buggers was all that matters
my leader though has given me a new diet
so now I eat dogs, and for desert then the cats
he was right, as he always is
tasty son of guns, even better than my rats
now if Trump was from down under and I swear this true
pretty sure Id be having some BBQ Kangaroo
I am just proud to wave my American guns
making America great, eating one pet at a time
now do not try and stop me, I have more ammo
than you illegal immigrants have pennies and dimes
Thinking silently by the wall, don’t give a damn about them all.
Outside its raining cats and dogs but I’m just sitting here with my
tears.
Rude and mean you’re all so foul; sometimes I just want to howl.
Your words, how they make me scowl, scowl while I drink these
beers.
Only way they’ll fade away is drinking cans of ice cold beer.
Drink away my silent tears.
can't you see
that you disguise words
of love
into our conversations
you try to disguise it
yes
but
you show your true colors
and I know
I disgust
you
You
hand me
roses
the scent
so intoxicating
it draws me
closer
to you
and
your showing your
undying affections
tp me
but its
to advertise your generosity
to the
world, but you
show nothing but lies to me
the stems from the roses are full of thorns
hidden under the leaves
which prick
my skin
and i bleed
all over them
the pain throbs
much deeper than you realize
as you
make outlandish
promises
that you love me
and that you want me
they are
so full of fluff
that they rise higher than the clouds
and
yet
I believe them!!!
until
my eyes rain down tears
so hard
its raining cats and dogs
and
\yet
you smile that innocent smile
I think you have fooled yourself
Haven't you?
You have not fooled me
I know
that
your lies and promises
will
no longer be secret
I know you love your
damn bragging rights
your arrogance is astounding
enough
to make me gag
on your
sick words
Diabetic to your taste, feed me not
your sweet words
fore' they are deadly
and
I cannot stomach them
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