Wife Irony Poems
These Wife Irony poems are examples of Irony poems about Wife. These are the best examples of Irony Wife poems written by international poets.
playing deaf or plain dumb
the worlds cleverest man once said ~ nothing you fool! he wanted a life
the dumbest man tried to copy him ~ but he hooked...
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allegory, irony, perspective,
Volunteeredthe director had said, “our needs are dire”
my wife volunteered us both for the choir
always something going wrong
with my voice I won’t last long
it...
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irony, confusion, fire, humor, husband,
In the face of lightThe street lamps are left hanging in the rain and the lights around it forces itself out of the darkness blowing the light of hope...
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irony, appreciation, books, business, cheer
Impossible Task of JuryThe jury’s duty is impossible.
They have to decide who is lying.
The defendant says he is innocent.
Police say he is guilty.
Defense lawyer says he was falsely...
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irony,
Inspired In LimerickIn Moher Cliffs me wife bought some bling
A green stone and Celtic knot ring
What trilogy is this?
Three circles of bliss?
Could it be a sexual thing?
Author’s...
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allegory, analogy, ireland, irony,
Half a ManWithout a wife, I'm half a man
without a life, with no game plan
Without children, partners come unglued
...
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children, husband, irony, wife,
'ladybird,' the ProphetessThe wife of LBJ, known to all as 'Ladybird'
was famous for the following words
'Plant a...
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environment, irony, leadership, usa,
Future ImperfectGood morrow merry citizens
Here’s another Brexit gain
We may have our country back
But we can’t go live in Spain.
Record numbers now
Are all giving thanks
For the almost...
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anger, irony, political, poverty,
Twitter(The British Medical Council want to ban smoking in private cars, even when the driver is on his own.)
suspended sentence for beating his wife
just a...
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confusion, humor, irony,
Speech of a Sugar DaddySugar daddy says,”
So gorgeousness like my last daughter
And my first granddaughter.
My wife complains daily but she is bulkiness.
Shame does not swill out,
I...
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irony, abuse, child abuse, hurt,
This I Know In My Heart To Be TrueI don't have everything,
And I haven't much money in the bank,
Nor do I have much shiny things,
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for her, irony, love,
Famous IiHe was famous for being famous,
Nobody knew what he’d done:
But he was famous for being famous
And that was good enough some.
And he was there...
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humor, irony,
Ginger WhingerThe Ginger Whinger’s in despair,
Life’s not so easy being the spare,
Seeing succession prospects recede
As baldy brother continues to breed,
And the world seems so absurd
To...
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angst, conflict, confusion, irony,
For Mike PenceMike Pence for President
always made sense
to me
A man of rare conviction
...
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courage, irony, leadership, political,
My Women Are TragicMy women are Tragic
My women are as cute as kittens
My women are tired of the pussy
My women still don’t give me their kitty’s
My women...
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Categories:
happiness, identity, image, irony,