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Thank You Irony Poems

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to have dodged a bullet
To have dodged a bullet is heard by me as a clear soft symphony, it reminds me that all is a dramatized sigh of relief...

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Categories: appreciation, irony, love, poetry,



Premium Member Revenge Kisses and Afternoon Shams
Have I failed you as a man?
Our only communication was what washed up on shore 
But there's so much space between the ocean floor and...

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Categories: irony, emotions, extended metaphor, fear,

Premium Member Black February In America
In the USA, Black History month is celebrated
In February, the month with the shortest days
Meanwhile in my world, I celebrate year-round, every day
In my heart:...

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Categories: irony, africa, america, black african

Whipped In
He was a professor of difficult sums,
Thought in quadratic equations
And from the works of Lobachevsky
He could spew forth quotations.
But, he had a hidden secret,
Not a...

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Categories: irony, political,

A Yuletide Prayer
God rest ye merry gentleman
Thank the Lord that you are able
By devious manipulation to
Keep the turkey on the table;

All praise to those good bankers 
Who...

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Categories: humor, irony, satire,



Sanity
He wore a wooden hat
Because he said
It kept alien invasion
From his head
We all laughed
And played his game
But he was right
‘Cos when they came

They got the...

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Categories: allegory, fantasy, irony, science

Ielts
Q.What is your full name?
A.Abad Ur Rehman.
Q.What is your lull name?
A.Lol Balol Daryai.
Q.What should I call you?
A.Ganda Machli Wala.
Q.Where do you live?
A.I live in Johar.
Q.What...

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Categories: america, england, irony, language,

Wendolenes Wonders
She lit up the guest house one December
I saw that signature smile, vivacity at 40
I returned a few months later; I remember
She brought some dessert,...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: irony, character, christian, family, fate,

We Were Born To Clap By Muhammad Nasrullah Khan, Calgary
Dear First World, Salute to you
Accept humble bow, from the Third World.
Thank you for the great lectures for fu***ing idiots.
Heads hung low, wide-eyed,
we clapped.

You sold...

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Categories: irony, abuse, allah, allegory, allusion,

Tinted Window
His poems were about racism.
About the white man who wouldn't hire him
	because he was a “dirty Mexican.”
My mind shivered in disgust.

In the end he said,...

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Categories: immigration, introspection, irony, poetry,

Explicit Thoughts Inside
Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Categories: irony, betrayal, break up, confidence,

Premium Member Desperate Dan
Desperate Dan
There’s a man who's known as Desperate Dan
Who's travelled the world in his camper van
He'd love gals and leave ’em
Without giving reason 
Then would...

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Categories: humorous, irony,

Evanescing Echoes
I am an echo of time

A fleeting moment about to end

Where lost horizons mime

And fading dreams defend

Like a decaying dust

A massless mold with endeavor

Like a...

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Categories: fate, irony, time,

Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 6
Schiff picked up the phone receiver again:Pelosi, your idea's great! The pizzas paid off! The gofers all rolled back! And their hauptman Mutt Gaets vanished,...

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Categories: irony, satire, slam,

Trolls
Reactions trolls give never give me negative
more the opposite, a great positive
seeking to collapse my spirit until forgotten
attracting spirit of "thank God I'm not them"

If...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: internet, irony, psychological,


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