Suggested Duration of Sex
I solemnly propose thirty seconds,
As it isn’t at all a search for diamonds
And hasn’t been delivering stronger, bonds:
Only pleasure-soaked “Ohs” and excited diphthongs
Almost always depleting a womanizer’s funds,
Wherefore intercourse should be a little longer than a cock’s
Or the time it normally consumes to put on ones socks...
Perhaps the time it takes a grenadier
To dive for
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Categories:
intercourse, abortion, best friend, birthday,
Form: Rhyme
Please Have Intercourse With Me
Getting your attention I am sure
Right now we are having Intercourse
Some fear this word in conversation
Hidden for lack of education
Man has perverted this word
Placing sex above conversation
If I were to walk up to any women and say
I think you are very pretty may we have intercourse
What would her first thought’s be
This simple example may open
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Categories:
intercourse, words,
Form: Free verse
Intercourse
What swims and starts with the letter “T”... two ducks of course
Thought that was easy but apparently it was difficult intercourse
Didn't mean to cause tension
At sex, the mere mention
Did you misconstrue the meaning of THAT word I endorsed
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Categories:
intercourse, funny,
Form: Limerick
Intercourse
The body summons the soul
And together they commune
With breathe of burning ardour...
Compose baritone in concordance
Of larghetto soprano….
Mesh with pulsating beat
Of Deep throbbing heart
Possess by rhapsodic Afro-juju spirit…
And the world comes to a stand still
Listening…!
The moon jigs her backside
And tilts the mass of the basin fluid…
Lento ascend the euphonic resonance…!
The earth quake and
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Categories:
intercourse, desire, earth, imagination, longing,
Form: Free verse
Intercourse of My Pen
The very first time I got in the mood
and had a intercourse with my pen,
nine blank verses came to pass
before my thoughts spoken,
and I bear witness to the birth of
deep poetry verses back then.
I fathered these verses as they creep
until they mature to stanza then walk.
shortly after the silence
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Categories:
intercourse,
Form: Rhyme
Intercourse With God
in my lowliness you remembered me
after man had torn wrappings
of my soul leaving only
my flesh to devour
small things withered
beneath my earthly realm
oh how i'd beckoned your rapture
i wasn't as pure as sister agnes
nor sister margaret fruitful an yet
you'd entered me craving my soul
my heart filled with
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Categories:
intercourse, beauty,
Form: Ballade
He Had Intercourse With a Chicken
His fur was soft and clean
as he ran
it was like a dream
when he tripped and fell
staight into hell
then he started to scream
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Categories:
intercourse, husband, loss, native american,
Form: Rhyme
Verbal Intercourse
Strap ya helmet on
and while you at it
pass the keys, we'll
ride and eat on
words for dinner,
homie pass the
peas,
I don't do this on
purpose, it's the
way things have to
be, I'll smack these
kids without a
daddy, little
bastards please.
Expand your mind a
bit and you can
comprehend the
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Categories:
intercourse, on writing and wordspeople,
Form: Rhyme
Intercourse Sanctions Dream's Virginity
I'm free falling, heaven's no longer calling
The sins I've committed are beyond appalling
I dream every night without a good moment
Every vision that came became pain's atonement
I don't condone these premonitions
I don't clone my emotions
There can't be two of me in existence
Second guessing my first wishes
That set never came true
My life has been soiled
Time to do
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Categories:
intercourse, imagination,
Form: Free verse
Verbal Intercourse 2: My Life
I've danced beside The Devil, pale moonlight we're
toe to toe, the embers of my life emit a warm and
somber glow,
which lights the darkest corners of a place inside my
mind, a twitch defines my eye and I'm resigned to
think of times,
When life was oh so simple, go to school, do work
and
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Categories:
intercourse, lifelife, life, love,
Form: Rhyme
Verbal Intercourse
Strap ya helmet on and while you at it pass the keys,
we'll ride and eat on words for dinner, homie pass
the peas,
I don't do this on purpose, it's the way things have to
be, I'll smack these kids without a daddy, little
b@st@rds please.
Expand your mind a bit and you can comprehend the
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Categories:
intercourse, imaginationwords, people, love, people,
Form: Rhyme
Sensual Intercourse
Brrring!
Hello!.. Oh, hi
dear...fine.. You?... that's good to
hear...dinner?..where? Perkin's is fine.
Bye Love.
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Categories:
intercourse, husband, wife
Form: Cinquain
Scenario of the 1st Intercourse
/scene I/
He lay down with exhaustion
that has not been named,
also someone next to him
as strange as the exhaustion
“Eve? Eve? Is it true God
has mentioned the name in heaven?
/scene II/
Someone that lay with closed eyes beside him.
Seems so peacefull:
“but, what is the pulse in my chest,
is also in that chest? In that chest?
Things tremble in my
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Categories:
intercourse, life, love, heart, heart,
Form: Elegy