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Funny Insect Poems

These Funny Insect poems are examples of Insect poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Insect Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member autumn bicker
a farmer under a tree

remarked when stung by a bee

seems each september

rain or fair weather

we seldom seem to agree.

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Categories: insect, autumn, conflict, funny, giggle,

funny not funny

        summer nights abuzz
  street lamps busy with insects~

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Categories: insect, summer,

Premium Member Ticked Off
Josh once had a small tick on his rear
And yelled at it to get out of here
So the pesky runt
Crawled around front
And took a long...

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Categories: funny, insect,

The Bluebottle Buffet
On a red hot summer's day,
you may see a bluebottle buffet.
If you take a stroll in the park,
the flies eat dog poo like fish by...

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Categories: insect, animal, dog, fun, funny,

Premium Member The Praying Mantis
A female praying mantis is so alluring, living in her island paradise -- a small swamp with so many wonderful plants and flowers around. The...

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Categories: autumn, funny love, insect,

Premium Member bug collector
charles james collects red ants

despite neighbors angry rants

it is time you quit

even as you sit

hundreds gather in your pants.

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Categories: insect, cute, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Silly Masqued Cough It
*Image of Woman with face mask sneezing into elbow while shopping by iStock.

Silly Masqued Cough It

Silly masqued cough it,
sassed out her topic,
eating her words and...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: insect, angst, anxiety, fear, funny,

Premium Member Ants
Ants work like busy little bees,                   ...

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Categories: home, humor, insect, life,

Premium Member Bumbly Bees
I loves … I loves … 
Bumbly Bees,
With skinny legs
And big fat knees.

With golden rings
And black ones too,
They buzzy buzz
As all bees do.

They hover low

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Categories: insect, flower, funny, funny love,

Premium Member My Nightly Visitors

As summer begins,
frequent visitors woo me;
Mosquitoes in stripes~
Stealing kisses on my cheeks,
Leaving kiss marks left and right.

September 9, 2021

A Buggy Tanka Poetry Contest
Sponsored by M....

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© JCB Brul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humor, insect,

Lady Bug
If they are females 
They must take the test to become ladies. 
When they are born, they have no dots. 
They can get them only...

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© Kohava Ray  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: insect, art, cute, fantasy, humorous,

Premium Member Incredibly Itchy
a wasp jabs its sting
deep into my derriere
a butt load of itch...
too embarrassing to scratch
yet too itchy to ignore

buzzing mosquitos
partial to my fast-food face
fly in...

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Categories: insect, 10th grade, 9th grade,

Premium Member A Murder Mystery

Buzzing above me
Whizzing through shadowy flight
Stabbing fangs in skin
Causing welts and itchy bites
Festering plots slay these pests

A Buggy Tanka Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
August 21,...

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Categories: insect, fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The Strange Buzz
There once was a man named Fuzz
Who was hearing a strange buzz

He checked his alarm
And a nearby farm

Then screamed, "CICADA", it twas!...

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Categories: farm, funny, humorous, insect,

Premium Member A Tea Party
I remember the day Frankenstein was made,                  ...

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Categories: drink, fun, halloween, insect,