By My Suggestion Congestion
Horn Haiku
by my suggestion
are symptoms of congestion
and indigestion
Categories:
indigestion, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
soon we will be free
soon we will be walking without worry
soon we will be having only the happiest of dreams
soon we will be waking up stress free and smiling
until then, let's cut off this alarm before we both kill it twice
the bills will never pay themselves
now give me a kiss and let us pray for our personal sanities
you go make your french vanilla coffee
i will go grab a few cinnamon rolls and some vanilla oatmilk
no news this morning, cut on an old episode of dennis the menace
a season one episode is on
i look back at the bedroom
you look back at the bedroom
we are tempted, but we laugh it off, shake our heads, and resume our individual preparations
Categories:
indigestion, dream, life, work,
Form: Free verse
At age, the mind finds it hard to digest information.
The stomach has the same trouble with food!
Categories:
indigestion, 10th grade,
Form: Monoku
Raymond hated to ask for directions.
He thought he knew the way without question.
Leaving his joint
Came to same point
and ended by having indigestion.
Categories:
indigestion, humor,
Form: Limerick
Indigestion and Congestion
Trump always suffered from indigestion
When traffic contained much congestion
Discovered poor became his driving skill
He drives best if traffic is at a standstill
Church plate never puts into collection.
Jim Horn
Categories:
indigestion, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Indigestion
Incorporate corporate
Income greed stocks revenue
Increased incisive profits
Illusion independence
It’s money dogma inshrined
In the end internal blood
Ingested coins one big belch
28th September 2016
Pleiades I instituted
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Categories:
indigestion, money,
Form: Free verse
Festive Indigestion
Found it was festive
Suffer from indigestion
What a way to live.
Jim Horn
Categories:
indigestion, humorous,
Form: Haiku