Funny Imagination Poems

Twas the night before Christmas, all snug in my bed,  
With visions of sugarplums dancing in my head.  
But little did I know,...

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Sausage donkey cabbage tart,
Railway pine cone bullfrog fart.
Sponge cake fairy toilet duck,
Sheep banana lampshade truck.
Table country sailboat twit,
Birdie signpost moose tree Brit.
Christmas turnip football ...

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My classmates
Theresa Trot had a snot
Hanging from her nose
She sniffs and snorts and swallows
But Theresa never blows.

Now it’s run down past her lips
And settled on...

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I once spied a bold mouse with the hat 
is there anything dafter than that
at this sought after headgear they’ll chase
on their crown crown it...

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It was a balmy night by the sea
the bar wasn't empty, nor was it full
I was on my 5th whiskey sour
it matched my mood
some days...

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I saw you looking through the starshine
And you told me everything was fine
With an ear tickling giggle
And a little rump wiggle
You tackled me
And as we...

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Laying in my cozy bed
And drifting off to dreams,
A sudden panic fills my head:
What if this isn't as it seems?

What if while I'm tucked in,
Slipping...

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I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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Imagine if you would,
a comedic TV show.
Funny most evenings
and has a nice flow.

The guy who works
for Police homicide
the one who dose
the chalk outline.
A psychic friend...

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I lay awake once again
Unable to clear my head.
I wish this storm of thoughts would cease,
And allow me to go to bed.

I dream about the...

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Delusional

We share the same
Birthday!

Wahoo!!!

But William H. Macy
Is NOT
Willam Defoe.

Thank God.

-Gray Squirrel

03-13-2024...

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Swim swim swim swim swim swim swim 
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim     swim...

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There was a chubby boy named Aflatoon
Floated down from nowhere one afternoon
wearing a baggy, funny looking pantaloon
in a colorfully decorated hot-air balloon. 

To get his...

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I came to thee by the Rumbum tree,
when you were the height of the grasshopper's knee,
Came a trumping sounded as a fruit fell free,
landing with...

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We put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.

Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s...

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