Funny Imagination Poems

The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit...

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The question is,
should I listen to my imagination?
Sometimes it can go very wild,
I look for a lion ready to eat me alive.
There are times it...

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I'm sick and tired of the so-called muses,
especially the one who always chooses
to make it clear that I don't work hard enough,
yet, when I ask...

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Twas the night before Christmas, all snug in my bed,  
With visions of sugarplums dancing in my head.  
But little did I know,...

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My classmates
Theresa Trot had a snot
Hanging from her nose
She sniffs and snorts and swallows
But Theresa never blows.

Now it’s run down past her lips
And settled on...

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I once spied a bold mouse with the hat 
is there anything dafter than that
at this sought after headgear they’ll chase
on their crown crown it...

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It was a balmy night by the sea
the bar wasn't empty, nor was it full
I was on my 5th whiskey sour
it matched my mood
some days...

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I saw you looking through the starshine
And you told me everything was fine
With an ear tickling giggle
And a little rump wiggle
You tackled me
And as we...

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Laying in my cozy bed
And drifting off to dreams,
A sudden panic fills my head:
What if this isn't as it seems?

What if while I'm tucked in,
Slipping...

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I haven’t heard from you in a few days
My heart is certainly ablaze
And you’re probably acrazed
Somewhere.

My gosh, you haven’t changed your ways
My friend, frankly, I...

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Imagine if you would,
a comedic TV show.
Funny most evenings
and has a nice flow.

The guy who works
for Police homicide
the one who dose
the chalk outline.
A psychic friend...

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I lay awake once again
Unable to clear my head.
I wish this storm of thoughts would cease,
And allow me to go to bed.

I dream about the...

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Delusional

We share the same
Birthday!

Wahoo!!!

But William H. Macy
Is NOT
Willam Defoe.

Thank God.

-Gray Squirrel

03-13-2024...

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Swim swim swim swim swim swim swim 
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim swim swim swim swim swim swim
swim     swim...

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There was a chubby boy named Aflatoon
Floated down from nowhere one afternoon
wearing a baggy, funny looking pantaloon
in a colorfully decorated hot-air balloon. 

To get his...

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