Ikea Poems - Poems about Ikea

...They say all men need a hero. Mine lived primarily on gorp. So, listen long and listen slow To the sad tale of Oglethorpe. He was bigger than a breadbox, Or a sly pygmy jumbotron, About as cl......Read the rest...

...Bedsit Sit beside your bed And wallow there please The world doesn't want to see you today Even you don't want to see you today Oh god why does everything hurt And why do I feel so crap......Read the rest...

...Seven Mossad Agents came to Norway a winter day when a snow drowns the needs of the homeless asleep in a shop's doorway absorbing the sarcastic smell of coffee and the aroma of a Napoleon cream c......Read the rest...

...We who struggle to put together, a piece of Ikea furniture, or complete a difficult jigsaw, or are hopeless at chess, we are creating that reality, Who? You, the ‘Creator’ create this w......Read the rest...

...I lie - what wife mine’d been saying (our solidarity betraying) Was in fact much more dismaying: “Why have you not come before? From our lives you’ve been absented – with your coming, I’m contented......Read the rest...

...Thanksgiving gobbledygook The following anecdote baste upon overactive imagination of mine in sync with being married and monogamously living socially chaste life as a scrupulous anchorite, w......Read the rest...

...let us go to Dr. Lunde, she said and we drove to the bus terminal to park the car as there as no busses anywhere, but we had to move our car because as the guard said our automobile was not classif......Read the rest...

...Now, I suspect the economics teacher But he suspects me and The case goes on into the term As we gently move From one story to another But I've got all the other plays, so they look good Br......Read the rest...

...So let me get this straight (if I can use that word in a totally non-offensive way) Jack and Jill now get bottled water Delivered. Little Bo Peep Keeps her sheep on leash And cleans up aft......Read the rest...

...Ryan and Amy are getting married next month…as couples often do… As the father of the groom in honor of their tying the knot…I thought I’d tie one too. When I found the perfect bow tie…I knew I h......Read the rest...

...DO YOU LOVE ME? Do you love me? Sorry what was that? Put the morning paper down and talk to me you rat. Sorry, I was miles away; now what was that you said? I need to ......Read the rest...

...The manual explains in detail what steps to take to build back a better life, I have patched-up parts, and glued together some bent-bones, there are screws loose and missing, some rewiring is re......Read the rest...

...Do you ever think about film characters in the realms of reality? Think about someone like Grima Wormtounge making Saruman a pot of tea? What about the eye of Sauron trying to find someone to p......Read the rest...

...This town, this Silk Road had no toll to pay yet from the east caravans again fill its pharaonic marble and glass temples. Monolith malls rise its clefts, eco-wilderness morph into mult......Read the rest...

...Home invasion IKEA, the Swedish furniture giant Is invading your home Wherever you go homes look the same all in pine and is a blend of office and living room A mother has put her daughter t......Read the rest...