Death By Ikea

So, this is death by Bunnings, This is so not funny, So much for a store of hardware, Then it's on to death by Ikea, What am I doing here? This is really true fear, Esoteric death by Ikea, I've got absolutely no idea, I've come home with a kit, Comprising a zillion bits, Some of it's missing, it's Giving me the blip, How to assemble this? Who even gives a blip? Yes, it's death by Ikea, A barrel of laughs here, What bit goes here? Doesn't even look near, So not funny, non dears, the total angst of Ikea, Esoteric death by Ikea.