Ikea Vs Me

It came with 10 pages of instructions
It came with all its own tools
But it had its own agenda
To make me out to be a fool

I laid the parts out carefully
They covered my floor from wall to wall
I sat and looked bewildered at the task before me
I had no idea where to start at all

But then i became downright determined
No box of parts would get the best of me
I dove in and began to assemble
After all im highly intelligent you see.

These parts seemed to have a mind of their own
For not one connection seemed to fit
I even flipped the instructons upside down
But they were having none of it.

It was twenty hours later
I was staring at my finished work with pride
But alas Ikea got the last laugh
The porch swing wouldnt fit through the door outside.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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September 18, 2016 at 11:21 AM
Lol... I did this once, but it wasn't a porch swing. It was a jumbo gym... I had to take it apart to put it in the back yard...but in the mean time, we had fun inside. Great read... Love it... Linda
Fraser Avatar
September 19, 2016 at 2:55 AM
Ya there were a few choice words after this but no one to blame but me lol. Thank you for reading.Blessings Carl
Onclaud Avatar
August 19, 2016 at 12:48 AM
ohh, what a drag, carl.. enjoyed how this fun write ended..huggs
Marcum Wong Avatar
August 18, 2016 at 3:01 AM
Wouldn't you know! Very humorous Carl. I can just imagine your consternation! : ) 7
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