Identical Poems - Poems about Identical

identical twin species

Great T-rumposaurus meanus!
Adolph and Don share a genus
With teensy wiener
Was Hitler meaner
Or Trump with his weeny p-e-n-i-s?

No Two Are Identical

One thing that strikes you when you’re out in nature…
(that, once you know it helps you to proclaim,)
is how, of all the wonders you are seeing…no two are ever the same.

They may share similarities…but it’s part of nature’s mystique 
that everything she has created is individual and unique.

No two stars are identical…no two planets…
no two

Marian and Vivian Identical Twins

Identical twins Marian and Vivian are sisters with flair
You might see them out in the San Francisco air
They are famous for their identical outfits for sure
Filling gawking children full of delightful wonder

Intriguing If You Are An Identical

when I research I sometimes stumble upon
interesting facts that intrigue me, that delight me
children of identical twins, their babies, their spawn
are genetically half-siblings;, this is how it can be….
their parent derived from one single DNA egg
that split into two people, fresh break, all frayed
intriguing if you are indeed an identical twin
which I am, so this

Finding Identical Twins

When finding your identical twin,
There’s always trial and error.
But I’ve taken a shortcut:
By looking into the mirror!

Hey Brown Twins

There go the Brown twins, the Brown twins.
Hey, Brown twin, want a ride?
Hey, Brown twin, how does it feel to see double?
He, Brown twin, do you chew Double Mint gum?

At first as a twin, you are a novelty.
You either like the attention or despise it.
I loved it in kindergarten but despised it in first grade.
In

Are You Identical Twins

Are you identical twins? The school teacher asked.
I am not impressed, slightly stuplified and aghast.
They are boy and girl twins, you idiot I want to say.
But I have used up all of my insult quota until next Wednesday.

Identical Twins

Identical twins, they have a crisis
Look-alikes, neither is known for niceness,
Terry writes his poems
While his brother ho-hums,
And neither one has joined up with Isis. 

An h/t Terry Flood's "Identity Crisis"

Written November 26, 2022
[Terry is one of the most humorous
writers on Poetry Soup.]

Similar If Not Identical To Last Year

Similar if not identical to last year...   
umpteenth heat wave since onset of summer...
sizzles Delaware Valley today August 26th, 2022

Said geographical area composed of counties
located in Southeastern Pennsylvania,
South Jersey, Delaware, and
Eastern Shore of Maryland.

Sweltering temperatures
figuratively grip human zoo
bipedal hominids (yours truly,
an olive - garden variety simian)
seek much sought after shade
under whirled wide webbed

Identical Twin Sisters

twins
labelled
misleading
identical
different ideas
diverse ideals
yes they live in the  same house
they do not have the same sister
a liberal and a Republican
no two people are exactly alike

Stone Twins Silent Laugh

Being an identical twin means you do not have a name
For the first eighteen years of your life but keep your happy heart. 
You are called “Hey, you, Twin!” or “Stone Twin!”
Except by your friends who are amazing and can tell you apart.

I could not wait to leave home, so I could wear my own

When You Have a Thin Identical Twin

When you have a thin identical twin
And you are the heavy one, 
on your way to the largest weight number of your life,
it makes you want to eat.

I am an emotional eater;
thus I stay away from my twin
Who has my face, and my mannerisms
but is fifty pounds heavier.

I am a lifetime member of Weight Watchers.
I

Consternation of Identical Twins

What you deem frivolous
Is often of utmost importance to me.
Difficult to believe
We were raised by the same parents.

I Answer To All Names

I answer to all names.
Lee, Charming, Hey You, Auntie Squeak Cake
I am not particular now
having finally gotten over the identical twin thing
where I did not have a name for the first eighteen years of my life

Identical Twins

Identical twins have a mystical language no one else knows.
They can catch each other’s eyes and laugh forever.
One is dependent, wants to dress alike until they are a hundred.
Her twin is the boss, and does not want to dress alike at all.
They send and receive indecipherable silent messages.
Sharing a womb and a family has bonded

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