Hypoallergenic Poems | Examples


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Premium Member The Cat

Kim has a hairless cat that looks like an old man with a wrinkled neck.

“Euuww, it’s bald.” I observed, when I first saw it.
“It’s hypoallergenic.” she says.
“I read that it’s the cat’s saliva, from grooming - not the fur that people are allergic to.” I instruct.
“What if you were allergic to your boyfriend's saliva?!” she wonders.
“Dang, that means a rash ALL OVER, I suppose!”

We noddingly agree.


a typical Saturday morning conversation

Premium Member That Mouse

I've got a rash on my hand and wrist
Right where my little mouse doth sit
Does anyone know where I can find
A hypoallergenic mouse of any kind


(Just Joshing..I need something
funny to think about..)

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