The Cat

Kim has a hairless cat that looks like an old man with a wrinkled neck. “Euuww, it’s bald.” I observed, when I first saw it. “It’s hypoallergenic.” she says. “I read that it’s the cat’s saliva, from grooming - not the fur that people are allergic to.” I instruct. “What if you were allergic to your boyfriend's saliva?!” she wonders. “Dang, that means a rash ALL OVER, I suppose!” We noddingly agree. a typical Saturday morning conversation