Husbands Poems - Poems about Husbands

Retracing our steps often helps the lost be found But what if we have a poltergeist or a spiritual jokester in our home? I know I have one or the other, and she/he hides things I lost my husband’s extra car key six years ago It was not a lone key It was on a ring of sixteen other keys A...

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When we don't say anything and everythings alright I look to my lover and will gladly take her hand I come out on the lovers sides meaningful equation: furthermore maybe in a little while I don't remember exactly when when But I know how you got a second a moment to spare might I say I love you and tell you I care Unsure of what to say didn't know what...

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It was untimely but not unexpected nor unthinkable my husband fetish led him there she was Mexican and black a manufacturer of goods for services my husband frequented her place of business I often wondered where was he open for suggestions on my way to mass there she was Mandy claiming he fathered her child...

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A wife drops a sock on the floor, she bends down to pick it up and sees another sock under the bed and crawls under to retrieve it. She notices some dust has accumulated so she goes and gets the vacuum and broom to clean it up. While she has those out, she cleans the...

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Your eyes that always said, let’s go! How could I for a second say, no? You were my miracle in a sun...

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The husband and father needed today, Guided by the Pillar of Fire by night, and Cloud by day. His Chief Shepherd the Lord, provider of house and home. He knows with God, he’s not alone. Eager to work beyond his pay, his family his fuel, throughout the day. He rises early, back to the sun, When everyone’s resting, his works not...

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More pans to wash … More pans to wash!!! They come umpteen times a day. My hands are chapped, My back is crook’d I wish they’d go away. But when they’re dry and shiny, sitting neatly on their shelves My thoughts can turn to what comes next - Some tasty treat, no longer vexed I now ‘create; and undertake Pie, bun, roast...

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We need to start out with the truth whether we may be "Old or in our Youth! The truth is the "Light of the World" for men ,women,boys ,babies,and girls! We all need to realize ,and "comprehend something that is of worth to us:and "That is: No matter"How many "Husbands" "A Wife" has :The...

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My husband has a running joke About his perfect gift And since his birthday’s here, I thought That he could use a lift. A horse is what he claims to want And we all play along, For living in Manhattan, well, A horse does not belong. And then I had a great idea And Amazon came through - A hobby horse that neighs And makes...

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Remember when you wake up each morn There are those who'll never see the dawn The brave who gave their lives so that we Could live out our today's peacefully . . . No standing out in the pouring rain No seeing the sun come shine again No rainbows painted upon the sky No stars gleaming bright when night is nigh. No wedding...

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That night when you realize that your husband is afraid of you Lying in bed and hearing his plans for your life How you will get a job any job that makes money will do Something respectable maybe Just pick from the approved list of things women should be Soft and sweet Maybe I can sell candy Spoon feed you medicine Take...

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Say a kind word to your husband That's what he wants most of all Not a gaggle of gifts for his birthday You don't have to buy out the mall Compliment him on his appearance Or say that you appreciate his perseverance Tell him it makes you happy he's so tidy and neat That...

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Paying husbands Housewives Staying homes!...

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You were all so different but it didn’t really matter because always I was I and you were you First you were a surly fifties greaser weeping in secret while plotting to steal the treasure from the world’s heart Next you were a young man dancing your jaded way to success in colors that did not exist until you stumbled all unwitting on a treasure hidden deep within Next you were a...

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MRS. BOBBITT TOSSES HER HUSBAND’S CIGAR she brought out the hatchet, lowered the leprechaun guillotine, took a satisfying drive, threw away the cigar, it rolled away from all the bushes. he cried, found his stubble (newspaper covered) and a hyena surgeon. tapped out, drained and pale, revival of his pal. ditched his spiteful wife, who smokes cigars blindfolded. the men in blue won’t touch this stuff, braving burglars but not their wives. 4/7/2018 Based...loosely...on...

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