Work Humorous Poems
These Work Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Work. These are the best examples of Humorous Work poems written by international poets.
Pub CrawlI wish I could do a pub crawl
go out and go real mad
I wish I could do a pub crawl
But it would really make me...
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Categories:
drink, freedom, health, humorous,
A Rock Name StabileThere by the table, a rock did lay,
a silent companion, come what it may.
I had made a deal, so clear and true-
Stabile would clean, while...
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Categories:
crazy, humor, humorous, jobs,
I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023...
getting fitted for a new pair of dentures
at Liberty Dental in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania;
The tab picked up courtesy
Aetna...
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Categories:
humorous, 9th grade, anger, anxiety,
Dad Limericks - See Notes
Dad went to work on an egg each day
Til one day the egg cracked on the way
Pants covered in yolk
It was not a joke
That...
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Categories:
dad, humorous,
I Will name the moon DollyI woke up inside a capsized boat.
What if I get cut on a coral reef?
What if I get stranded for four years like Tom Hanks?
What...
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humorous,
Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...
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Categories:
humorous, baby, child, emotions, feelings,
Mamma - Silent One -POTD
Mamma you work very hard for our family
Always giving and never taking
Mother's Day is on March 10 in the UK
Mother's Day is on May 12...
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humorous, angel, family, life, love,
Working DogsHad a big dog for to tend the sheep
Small dog for a ratter while we sleep
Old spot for all to pet
Growler for warn he let
All...
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Categories:
humorous, animal, dog, jobs,
Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right NowI think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day...
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humorous,
RamblingQuote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again."
As l get older,
I find the same...
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Categories:
humorous, baby, day, kid, mom,
Jack Frost’s Low BlowJack Frost nibbled at my fingers
And he froze my toes
He put rouge on both of my cheeks
And blusher on my nose
He spread ice crystals through...
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humorous,
The Day Turns Back Into Night ITQ
I am now up and half asleep,
quiet I must not make a peep,
others are still sleeping like sheep,
need to get dressed and...
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humorous, car, sleep, snow, time,
Things Never Said to Me“A genius has been at work
And we know you never shirk
It’s not your fault: you’ve had things tough
You always do more than enough”
These things were...
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Categories:
career, funny, hilarious, humorous,
I Dont Want You to Die AloneGrandma was on her “Connie, you need to be married” kick again.
Connie said “But grandma, what if my happily ever after is being alone?”
“I don’t...
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humorous,
Meeting EyeoreA woman I had never met attended a meeting at work.
Someone asked "how are you?"
She gave us the rundown which lasted eight minutes.
“after my dad...
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humorous,