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Tree Humorous Poems

These Tree Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Tree. These are the best examples of Humorous Tree poems written by international poets.


Lumbered
Early in a damp woodsman's camp
seeing sawyers from a logging town
to stop the conversation bogging down
as asked my age among other things
I replied, 'Cut off...

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Categories: fun, humor, humorous, nonsense,



A Tree Falls - In The Forest
If only you could see
the forest for the trees
it would feel so good
for then as an evergreen
you'd be out of the woods
and if you cared...

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Categories: fun, humorous, tree, word

Get Knotted
Knots-besotted
(too canny for a granny)
as sailors go (and they will)
of which I am (still) one
(when day is done)
I can bend a bowline
(from stern to stem)
with...

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Categories: fun, humor, humorous, silly,

Dog-Tired
Used to gad about town as such in my day
but don't get around much anymore
conked out zonked out
(perchance to dream)
I prefer to remain
housebound indoors
yes it's...

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Categories: animal, dog, fun, humorous,

Strait Talk
I talk to the trees
and they listen to me
I whisper sweet nothings
they renew the air I breathe

I talk to the trees
tho' they don't respond
beats speaking...

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Categories: humorous, perspective, psychological, tree,



Can It, Aussie Style - Antipodean, Not European
It's enough to make one chunder
there used to be a time Down Under
when fair dinkum the label on the tucker tin
only stated the true blue...

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Categories: food, fun, humorous, words,

Difficult Generation
Abraham born before Jesus
They were born holding selfie.
They booked flight from the womb
Are the children of this generation.

They speak louder without sense
Yet wiser than Solomon...

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Categories: humorous, character, children, computer, humor,

Premium Member The Cut-Out-And-Keep Guide To Trees
the silver birch
it likes to hide
so as you search 
at eventide
you find it there with many friends
playing poker through the night

the common oak 
a wise...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, light,

Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche
Aol two step verification a boon to my psyche

plus I batten down the itty bitty hatches
courtesy Avast Random Password Generator,
and keep track of alphanumeric
near impossible...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, appreciation, atheist, birth,

Premium Member Winter Tree
winter tree
scribble on paper
shattered glass
aging masterpiece
blood vessels
interrupted sleep
morning bed hair
porcelain crazing
drought dry earth
think quickly
fungal strands
frozen pond uh-oh
straw on floor
slept-in sheets
did I lock the door
letter from...

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Categories: humorous, analogy, fun, tree, winter,

Premium Member Hot to Trot
She's the hottest girl I've ever had 

Wet head to toe and scantily clad

I felt flames of desire

But I put out her fire

That's what my...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Twain's Advice No 1
Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.
Mark Twain


I have spent a...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Poetic Justice
My cousin Vince was no prince you see

Just a bully in the first degree 

He'd curse as you went by

Maybe spit in your eye

Or you...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member I once saw Cupid poop
I once saw Cupid poop behind a tree in a field.
And, boy, was I surprised by the amount of his yield.
And when he was done,
I...

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Categories: fantasy, humorous, valentines day,

Premium Member Hugging a Rhino
I saw a man 
Hugging a rhino,
Why he was 
I really don’t know! 
 
I know some people  
Like to hug a tree, 
But...

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Categories: humorous, animal, cute, cute love,


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