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Music Humorous Poems

These Music Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Music. These are the best examples of Humorous Music poems written by international poets.


A senior moment experienced by this drip
A senior moment experienced by this drip...

awash with intermittent amnesia.

Scant number of minutes elapsed...
before I forgot whether yours truly
took another dose of glycopyrrolate
ingested as a...

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Categories: humorous, 12th grade, anger, body,



Green Fairy
If 'music be the food of love,'
as the Avon Bard did write,
sing me a song of sixpence for my supper,
to see me through this star-crossed...

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Categories: humorous, drink, fairy, green, humor,

Drums 'n' Guitar
Tho' right-handed
instruments the two do play
yet one is downside up
left-handed musicians both are they
or seem to sup
from a similar southpaw cup
and if you follow the...

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Categories: fun, guitar, humorous, music,

No Dialected Humor Here
VINGLI Red Bank the creeks of spring waters.
"Slurp" he cups both hands to drink.
"What a beautiful place here behind these
 perfectly aligned pecan trees." A...

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Categories: humorous, music,

Horace's Horn-ible Harmony

A hornet, named Horace, so grand,
Tried to join a brass marching band.
He buzzed a low note,
Made the tuba man choke,
"That's not music," he yelled, "understand?"

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Categories: humorous, animal, fun, hilarious, humor,



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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

A Humorous Exaggeration
During the surpossium I heard his voice
as if he were talking only to me: she said, 
in a conversation with a group of women.
 You...

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Categories: humorous, analogy, creation, fantasy, music,

Premium Member Seventy Plus
Seventy Plus

Have been retired for 7 years
The best parts:
no work hassles
more time to write poetry
more time to play music
more time to work on my project...

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Categories: humorous,

Poe's Raven Rhapsody

Edgar Poe, with a raven so grim,
Tried to teach it to play a small hymn.
It squawked "Nevermore!"
Then fell on the floor,
"That's not music," he wailed,...

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Categories: fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Banjo
Banjo

if you want to bruise your ego
try to learn the 5-string banjo

I’m trying to learn Scruggs style
and it definitely is a real trial

three fingered right-handed...

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Categories: humorous, music,

Premium Member Jerome John Garcia
Jerome John Garcia
was into smoking reefer
as a guitarist his music was in his head
so he formed The Grateful Dead 
...

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Categories: humorous,

Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along
Old Man Winter now flagging, and slip sliding along...

as his stronghold diminishes.

Signals, triggers, and ushers kickstarting debut
of demure "Flora" who slowly but surely attempts
to reveal...

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Categories: humorous, america, animal, birth, celebration,

Premium Member Willie Nelson
Willie Nelson
likes to play music for fun
he doesn’t need money for his family to feed
but as a sideline he developed his own brand of weed
...

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Categories: humorous,


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