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VINGLI Red Bank the creeks of spring waters. "Slurp" he cups both hands to drink. "What a beautiful place here behind these perfectly aligned pecan trees." A Frog began it's throated solo. He smiled looking with his clarinet in hand. "what ah beautiful place!" he Left and went back to his car, where his wife and her brother were. Her brother is someone most people know and recognize. Her brother is the World Famous pianist "Gulper Gilfunkel of the "Resonance of Calliope! " She can't do nothing right" I heard a voice say as he closed the door. "She can't do nothing right" I asked for a ham and eggs sandwich and gave me a Eggs and Ham sandwich!" I work hard allday and this is what I an expected to eat!" The lady smiled, turning to her her husband and said; "fine then, you should got some of them grubs and worms and ate them with that swallow of creek water" I saw you out there acting like some unmarried punk, talking like you some naturalist." yeah ; he said but that was one of the most beautiful and well-kept places I have ever seen!" Yeah it was said Gilfunkel: yes it was! Did you forget your clarinet?" Oh no here it is!" 'Micturate" have you ever heard the term before" said Gilfunkel: "well no I haven't well you should've had I known you wanted to drink the water I won't have taken a leak in the creek you drank from!" You: Son of " hold up mister you talking about my people said the woman. " The husband and wife began auging. Until Guilfunkel who was laughing stopping them and said he was just playimng he had drank from the creek to and the waters were very refreshing!'