Food Humorous Poems
These Food Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Food. These are the best examples of Humorous Food poems written by international poets.
Today’s Menu - Food Specialsjam in a sandwich
jam upon toast
jam in puff pastry
jam Sunday roast
jam in a donut
jam served with fries
jam on a cracker
jam curry and rice
jam mash potato
jam...
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humorous, food, fun, funny, humor,
Advanced Birdwatching For BeginnersCrow (Blackus Menacingus)
large, clever and a scavenger
found in gardens where there’s trees
good at puzzles, can be trained
likes TV shows about celebrities
Blackbird (Blackus Not-A-Pirateus)
common gardeners friend...
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bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Jamjam
it’s
sweeter than ham
stickier than a dam
spreadier than a ram
welcomier than spam
jarier than a can
jellier than a plan
though
not drivier than a van
not talkier than a man
not...
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humorous, crazy, fun, funny, humor,
Diddly Dolediddly dole
diddly dole
a goblin ate the custard
from the trifle bowl
diddly dole
diddly dole
another ate the jelly
and the trifle – stole!
...
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humorous, cool, crazy, food, fun,
Ye Olde Custard Taledessert door dessert door
opens to custard and cream
but jester broke in
with bells and a spoon
. . . and
off with his head!
said the queen
dessert door dessert...
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food, fun, funny, humorous,
The Tin Pan of WoeThe eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.
...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
The Owl, Though Some Think It Is WiseThe owl, though some think it is wise,
Finds mice far more tasty than pies.
In matters of taste
Its judgment erased,
Its fees are too high, I surmise....
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humorous, bird, food, funny, humor,
The Pi That’s of Math Has Its DayThe pi that’s of math has its day,
But that of the baker, no way.
Though both are quite round,
Less merit is found,
In pies that in stomachs...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
Cat-whippedCat-whipped
Apparently, our home’s, furry little empress,
knows well how to count: will not settle for
less, of her required treat-amount – 4 bits of Friskies,
her mandate,...
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cat, food, humorous, hyperbole,
The Art of Preparing a RoastThe art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the...
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food, funny, humor, humorous,
Should I Write of Chicken Wings?Should I write of grand romance,
of star-crossed lovers tell?
I've not known enough of that
to really do it well.
Should I write of torrid sex,
hot and steamy...
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food, humorous, light, literature,
Soupe Du JourA cockroach did some backstrokes in Clyde's soup
He was quite alarmed and thrown for a loop
The...
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food, humorous,
Candyflossa spangled stand stood at a summer fair
the sugar shack sells at nine dollars a treat
pastel skeins of silk spun lighter than air
melt-in-mouth-goodness, so delectable...
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humorous, candy, childhood, food, happy,
Bad day at Stop And ShopJack had just escaped the local slammer
He’d struck the sheriff's car with a hammer.
He tried to look normal, in an aisle in Stop...
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humorous, chocolate, confusion, hilarious, humor,
Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats houseCrime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...
formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every spot.
All...
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humorous, africa, america, animal, food,