Miracle Humor Poems

Prophetess
Miracle Man
4/20/2024

My wife said, Honey, hearing aids will change your life,
She was right, they did. Now I’m 5 grand poorer and have to take a...

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The human body may be a marvel
though he preferred his were of marble
or gold or some other precious metal
with a life approaching to eternal!

For flesh...

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More Idiom Humor
Miracle Man 
1/23/2024

Some days I just wake up feeling of low self esteem,
I survey the night’s happenings and almost scream.

Other days I feel...

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Thinking Ahead Humor
Miracle Man
November 30th 2023

I’m out of school and now I inquire,
I wonder what life will require?
Will I meet someone that I admire?
If like...

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If you’re planning to go to heaven
be prepared to be surprised:
After centuries of faithful service, 
Saint Peter, and most sadly,
has decided to retire and been
replaced...

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Protesting 2
Miracle Man
November 4, 2023

Protesting, has always been a popular endeavor,
winner is the mouth that runs the longest.
Many join the crowd for anything whatsoever,
the...

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What better way to slip out of this world
than in one’s sleep? There is no guarantee, 
of course, it will happen that way with me....

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Reveille
FT. Leonardwood Mo. 1962
Miracle Man
October 25, 2023

At three-thirty we arose, to trumphet chatter,
It was hard to determine It’s subject matter.

None of this, to us, was...

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The Real Truth
With Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
October 22, 2023

Saturday nights in Haskell was always a battle,
some thought Ruff might be “all hat and no Cattle”.

He oft...

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Phone Humor For Today
Miracle Man
October 10, 2023

 A phone reminds me of a red wasp stinging.
our phone is painful because it’s always ringing.

I much prefer...

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Who Is That Masked Man
Miracle Man
October 6, 2023

Many will see him as being another schnook,
perhaps questioning if he’s ever had a real job.
But in my...

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Text, Talk, And Tip
Miracle Man
10-1-2023

Who are these elite who made the rules on tipping?
and now they’ve ruled on whether to text or talk.
Hands around our...

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“They Stole My Crown”
©2021 Jerry Brotherton

On the eve of Coronation Day, the old king had lost the fight.
He called his court jesters together; told them...

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Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
8/9/2023

I once had a friend who saw opportunities dwindling,
he was always, “burning his green wood for kindling.”
My polite way of saying that he...

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(Author’s note: This poem is a humorous satire on how a modern media mentality would view the story of Christ’s Ascension.)


The Ascension (with Rewrites)

By Mark...

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