Text, Talk, and Tip
Text, Talk, And Tip
Miracle Man
10-1-2023
Who are these elite who made the rules on tipping?
and now they’ve ruled on whether to text or talk.
Hands around our throats and always gripping,
things forced on me generally cause me to balk.
I don’t eat at places that add an automatic fee,
for if I allow this to happen I no longer have voice.
I won’t pay one’s help with my service gratuity,
A gratuity is for service and should be my choice.
Now phone etiquette on when to talk, text, or act,
we’re told to always text before making that call.
Calls are made for emotions and texting is for fact,
and now we’re told to leave no voice mail’s at all.
I suppose if I were rich with nothing pressing to do,
I could call myself elite and sound a little cuckoo.
But instead I do important stuff, Like This. (Ha Ha)
Copyright © Tom Wright | Year Posted 2023
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