Graduation Humor Poems
These Graduation Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Graduation. These are the best examples of Humor Graduation poems written by international poets.
Can't Get FiredI am not in school,
and I am retired.
I can’t get an “F”,
And I can’t get fired....
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graduation, humor, retirement,
MindbangWe’re shape-shifting, my roommates and I. Transitioning mentally from freshmen and sophomores (nobodies) into juniors (somebodies). We’ve been around, we’re not the new kids anymore....
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feelings, growth, humor, school,
Graduation DaySeems like only yesterday,
when I wore a white cap and gown. ...
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humor, family, feelings, flower, fun,
Little Red Riding Hood Go Get Yourself a Useful WeaponI have found that to grow
in the maze of life
you need more
than what, you are told
simply because, to know,
what, you need to know
is more, than...
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bullying, education, graduation, humor,
I Posted a New Short Story - SeniorsI have another piece that's too long for here - so it's in "Short Storries."
It's called "Seniors" - about a High School graduation party
I know...
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friendship, graduation, humor, school,
Never Underestimate Your Dragon; He Might Become a Great Professor SomedayAn abandoned dragonling I did find,
I took him in and built a metal shed
for this dragonling to lay his head;
he grew to have a profound...
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adventure, animal, fantasy, humor,
Why I Despise NerdsWhen Cinderella Chesterfield turned 17 years old, her and I were classmates in a class called ‘classic dance’.
I was just a freshman, while Cindy was...
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humor,
Were I Just a Wee Bit SmarterDenny’s got an older sister...gorgeous head to toe...living down in Albuquerque… married...couple kids...
Owns a chain of hair salons, makin’ mega-bucks, an’ when I stop to...
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humor,
You Haven'T Changed a BitIt’s really not a compliment, as far as I’m concerned, when someone whom you’ve known for many years - but haven’t seen
Since graduating high school...
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humor, graduation,
What a ChoiceWhen I was a child, ...
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humor, child, graduation, teen, wedding,
Graduation BlessingG=Graduation day I will wear my cap-gown for my dressing. ...
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humor, blessing, dream, family, friend,
Is Joss Whedon 'I Am' - Christ ReincarnateIs Joss Whedon ‘I AM?’ (1) Christ Reincarnate?
...
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humor, america, graduation, high school,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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humor, 12th grade, character, hope,
For the GraduateFor the Graduate
Your school days are done;
graduation has come.
It's time to rest.
Cause a job comes tomorrow;
to pay what you borrowed,
for all those debts.
For the Occasional...
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graduation, humor,
The DeskThe Desk
by Michael R. Burch
for Jeremy
There is a child I used to know
who sat, perhaps, at this same desk
where you sit now, and made a...
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Categories:
humor, basketball, boy, child, childhood,