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God Humor Poems

These God Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about God. These are the best examples of Humor God poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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Categories: humor, drink, food, friend, giggle,



Premium Member Pillow Talk

Pillow Talk

You call to me, 
To return to your warm embrace. 
I've only just left you, 
Your marks on my skin,  I can trace....

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Categories: humor, sleep,

Premium Member When Silence Speaks - POTD
Now you have gone away,
I have not much to say.
Remembering sitting on the bay, 
even when the big clouds were gray.
I know you could not...

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Categories: humor, bird, day, dream, love,

Premium Member Disaster
I went for my early morning run,
just me and my young son.
It was to be a lot of fun,
then home for a hot cross bun.
We...

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Categories: humor, fun, giggle, mom, son,

April 17 Prove something God’s Demented Sense of Humor
April 17—Prove something

God’s Demented Sense of Humor
I sometimes think
That God if he/she/it exists
And created the Universe
Must have a demented
Sense of humor.
 
For how else you...

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© Jake Aller  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humor, environment, god, religion,



Premium Member A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...

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Categories: humor, me, scary, spoken word,

I Can't Believe I Thought That
I can't believe I thought that.
Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat.
I mean it just came out of nowhere
Waiting...

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Categories: crazy, feelings, funny, humor,

Premium Member Rap Up Passover
   ~ Rapid Rap-style Chant ~  

  Pass over, Pass over, pass out
  Pass over, Pass over, pass out
 ...

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Categories: fun, holiday, humor, jewish,

Premium Member Propitiation
I had lunch with Randy, between classes today. It was a perfect day. The sky was an infinite, capri blue, the wind was stirring the...

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Categories: friendship, humor, school, student,

Premium Member Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Categories: humor, giggle, song, time, uplifting,

Premium Member Love
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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Categories: humor, cry, day, family, food,

Premium Member Tangerine Sunsets
I love the end of the day,
when the sun wants to climb into bed.
The moon will be rising soon,
showing off it's big bright face.

 

The...

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Categories: humor, day, flower, goodbye, love,

Premium Member The Split
So, can you afford this place by yourself?
Yeah, I did the maths.             ...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: goodbye, humor, woman,

Premium Member etiquette
I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.

Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that...

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Categories: health, humor, school,

Premium Member Book Hobby
Quote By Poet: "Don't Let Books or Poems Become A Thing Of The Past."

A bookstore I can not pass up,
I need a new book I...

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Categories: bird, humor, kid, poets,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things